I generally don't like comics but here are a few that I return to if I'm reminded :)
the warehouse
explosm
xkcd
the warehouse
explosm
xkcd
explosm rules
XKCD + the PBF. <3
I enjoy: www.somethingpositive.net www.questionablecontent.net www.overcompensating.com www.toothpastefordinner.com
I enjoy: www.somethingpositive.net www.questionablecontent.net www.overcompensating.com www.toothpastefordinner.com
I love it!
http://www.malfunctionjunction.net/
http://www.malfunctionjunction.net/
nice..nice find!
bump for malunctionjunction. i think you guys should read the story hes telling in his comics because for the few of you that know me im sure you could see me doing what the main characters done so far on a night on the town.
http://www.wingedleopard.net/lucas/images/god … halsey.jpg
seriously, how great is this xkcd? i love it so much.
seriously, how great is this xkcd? i love it so much.
:)
One of my exes sent me this one the other day: http://xkcd.com/44/
It's been a week of exes it seems.
It's been a week of exes it seems.
``i'm not in the MOOD for squirt.'' --becky
randall monroe on lord of the rings :D
http://xkcd.com/657/large/
http://xkcd.com/657/large/
I laughed at several of those...like this one, for whatever reason
norm macdonald rules
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL0WayC7jW0
PBF is incredible
I laughed when I saw this car's front end. Oh god I love it.
look at its grouchy face hahah
Sometimes my parents do stupid things while living in Montana...
Land of a thousand lakes. ( intentionally getting state mottos wrong is hilarious )
they didn't happen to have that down at lake elmo the other day did they? because when i was down there running there was a sail boat, which i thought was weird.
no dude, that boat is way too big for lake elmo...pretty sure it will only fit on Cooney, Flathead, Canyon Ferry, etc.
the only part that i found funny was that mark zuckerberg has guards (yes, plural) at the bottom of the front stairs leading to his residence.
it was the title.
> it was the title.
oh. "Court tells man to stay away from Facebook founder" ?
oh. "Court tells man to stay away from Facebook founder" ?
That wasn't the title. I can't remember it, now. :(
i think i've posted this before
http://pregnantchicken.squarespace.com/pregna … hotos.html
http://pregnantchicken.squarespace.com/pregna … hotos.html
awful
^ Yeah, that line-height is set *way* too high.
haha
auto correct difficulties. I like the one about suicide, and the one about the gramma (not because of the problem text, but because of the sad person's response).
"oh"
"oh"
Suicide! Go suicide!
the grandma one is funny
who would want their bed to overlook a pool, not to mention have a chlorine smell
If I were rich, I'd live there. Talk about a great way to wake up...
what if the bed had an alarm clock mechanism that automatically dumped you in the pool at 5 a.m.
now that would feel great
now that would feel great
> who would want their bed to overlook a pool, not to mention have a chlorine smell
ok, buzzkill. you must lack your childlike sense of fun! >:[
ok, buzzkill. you must lack your childlike sense of fun! >:[
That would be a great alarm clock for you, though!
> ok, buzzkill. you must lack your childlike sense of fun! >:[
or i don't like pools or swimming. :)
or i don't like pools or swimming. :)
You have to pay attention to the subtleties going on to appreciate this girls' humor, but if you can watch all the way through to the end, hopefully it's worth it. :P
...For instance in her "how to trick people into thinking you're good-looking" video, it's way better once you realize she really does make herself up that way, really does have the job she describes (and the masters degree), etc.
Justin Biebers Tricks For Picking Up Chicks
How Lady Gaga Writes A Song
How to trick people into thinking youre good looking
How To Avoid Talking To People You Dont Want To Talk To
*listed in order of cleverness*
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Magic
^semi-honorable mention (funniness potentially limited to first viewing and/or slight presence of alcohol in blood stream)
...For instance in her "how to trick people into thinking you're good-looking" video, it's way better once you realize she really does make herself up that way, really does have the job she describes (and the masters degree), etc.
Justin Biebers Tricks For Picking Up Chicks
How Lady Gaga Writes A Song
How to trick people into thinking youre good looking
How To Avoid Talking To People You Dont Want To Talk To
*listed in order of cleverness*
----
Magic
^semi-honorable mention (funniness potentially limited to first viewing and/or slight presence of alcohol in blood stream)
> How to trick people into thinking youre good looking
I seriously liked her better without makeup.
I seriously liked her better without makeup.
geez, I would hope so :\
Obama referenced Biggie Smalls in his 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner speech. (teehee)
i'll have to track that shit down
also I would absolutely love to see trump get nominated and debate obama. guy is so full of shit.
he'd get arrested
he's stupid shady.
he's stupid shady.
You can tell Trump was not in the slightest bit amused by the speech. Poor guy. *grin*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJnZtcY5-Mk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJLPSU0a100
The new season is great! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJLPSU0a100
The new season is great! :D
I don't understand it either.
Nope. Tried and failed.
Ok, there is one for dog lovers too. Also pretty great/gross.
I always choose the handicap stall at work over the other two, regular ones. :\
I can't stand that the doors on the regular ones open inward, forcing the occupant to cuddle up next to/against the toilet. So gross.
One time, the one disabled person on my floor was waiting for me when I got out, and I felt so guilty...she looked at me with annoyed eyes. :( I thought that was pretty rude considering I was counting and literally only made her wait like 12 seconds.
I can't stand that the doors on the regular ones open inward, forcing the occupant to cuddle up next to/against the toilet. So gross.
One time, the one disabled person on my floor was waiting for me when I got out, and I felt so guilty...she looked at me with annoyed eyes. :( I thought that was pretty rude considering I was counting and literally only made her wait like 12 seconds.
yeah you have no right to complain. you've not seen some of the mens rooms i've seen. they would haunt your nightmares.
I think you have a supremely warped sense of drunk women's bathroom habits, nny.
No... you've just never seen true horror.
damn i can't find the thread i was reading on reddit about this, it convinced me women's bathrooms are worse typically.
oh well it's usually not a problem for me and i would imagine most other guys because it isn't a necessity that we sit. ok technically it isn't required that women sit, but my understanding is if you're not sitting you're part of the problem!
and i gather drunk women have other habits as well. i am done here.
oh well it's usually not a problem for me and i would imagine most other guys because it isn't a necessity that we sit. ok technically it isn't required that women sit, but my understanding is if you're not sitting you're part of the problem!
and i gather drunk women have other habits as well. i am done here.
Women's bathrooms are routinely worse than men's.
> damn i can't find the thread i was reading on reddit about this, it convinced me women's bathrooms are worse typically.
This one?
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cu … _women_in/
This one?
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/cu … _women_in/
http clock is dumb
That's a famous comment, usually posted without the proper context.
It was aimed at students reading/working on the code, they weren't expected to understand it for their tests/exams.
It was aimed at students reading/working on the code, they weren't expected to understand it for their tests/exams.
while driving the work van today and taking a ridiculously large bite of a banana muffin, it occurred to me that it would be pretty hilarious if I got in a serious car accident with banana muffin stuffed in and crumbling out of my mouth. I don't know why, but every time I think of this I laugh out loud.
also at work today some little girl with her mom (I assume) thought that the chocolate milk with a picture of a horse on it was horse's milk, but her mom reassured her that the horse was just carrying it.
That was a cute story. Sometimes kids say pretty awesome things.
kitten faceplants. god, I'm gonna pee my pants
in socal, kroger's is ralph's. in montana, ralph's is smith's. i also dislike that place
i shop at vons, which is safeway in montana
i shop at vons, which is safeway in montana
I believe Kroger's is known as Dillon's in Kansas.
But, eh, it's a 5 minute bike ride from my house, so it's easy. Sucks so much more since they remodeled the place and got a boring staff. :(
But, eh, it's a 5 minute bike ride from my house, so it's easy. Sucks so much more since they remodeled the place and got a boring staff. :(
aw! haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U
bad lip reading interpretation of "Friday" ... it's called "Gang Fight". Enjoy.
bad lip reading interpretation of "Friday" ... it's called "Gang Fight". Enjoy.
This bad lip reading bsns is all the rage right now
