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i'm scheduled for a bowel resection on tuesday at the mayo clinic in rochester, mn.
who wants a post-op morphine call? i can also write you a letter while i'm laying around for a week!
send your phone number or post address to me!
http://www.wingedleopard.net/lucas/write/
phi_
... and let the Earth be silent after ye.
Oh, I totally want a morphine call. Sent.
ozntz
toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I'm in the last one was crazy
oh snap! i'm definitely in
can i opt in for both varieties?
of course! that goes for everyone, too.
greene
cursed, but the demons i confronted with dispersed
mmmmm....opiate week *homer simpson drooling face*
i'll be flying like paper while you are high like a plane... when i touch down i can send you a postcard maybe. i don't have a mailing address yet
greene
cursed, but the demons i confronted with dispersed
and here is my aoife style post for you: awwwwwwww good luck and i wish you a speedy recovery!! eat lots of ice cream, it will make you feel better
keep shiftercar out of this >:0
Étrangère
I am not a robot...
both
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
Both as well. Even though I sent. A text message would be nice too.
that aoiffle girl added me on twitter
last chance, everyone!
nestor: which do you want? both? email me your address and/or phone number tonight!
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letters:
dp
bek
fs
rk
gatz
phone calls:
bek
dp
dc
phi
gatz
mag
rk
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i'd like a phone call :)
+47 980 03 217
okay, got it all written down!
i don't know how it will play out. but i should have my phone and the list. maybe you guys will be getting calls tomorrow evening. (2008-09-23 2300 GMT)
phi_
... and let the Earth be silent after ye.
Gotta Barbie party at 8PM CST, so if you call after then I may not answer. :(
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
Good think I'm charging my phone at work today. I still don't have power.
sorry guys, i wasn't ridiculous this afternoon. i didn't make the calls.
i might give some calls over the course of the week, though.
i have an intense dosage of morphine: 4mg/10min max as needed. :o
my attention span is unbelievable. it's awful. i can't write two sentences without spacing out and have to think back through it all.
i'm hoping that i'll be able to get some clear liquids tomorrow. coffee and tea for the win!
fuck! code red!
eeep
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
Damn. Do you want me to smoke some cannabis and call people?
haha sure
i'm on so much mrphine that ttf makes me sea sick.
none of the nurses want to go on a 4am walk with me. :(
i'm not very impressed with my nurses tonight. :(
photos!
http://www.wingedleopard.net/lucas/photos/set/mayo-2008/
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
Shit larz is this life threatening?
no, not really.
fun stuff!
nice stubble :D
i was trying to get a vasectomy as well during my stay at the mayo, but none of the mayo urologists will perform a vasectomy on someone under 30 years of age.
this hydromorphone is wuss!
i have a student nurse. :(
fuck that nurse was a bitch.
i'm getting sick of this place.
before my operation, some barber guy shaved half of my bush.
a student nurse was about to remove my urine catheter, so i warned her about my half-shaven pubes. she and her instructor balked at the comment. i apologized and blamed the morphine and percocet.
i'm pretty pissed off at these prude nurses.
balked?
i'm confused
phi_
... and let the Earth be silent after ye.
Larz is an angry stoner.
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I am not a robot...
You were just being complete with her...wimpy bitches!
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Question: do guys usually say bush in reference to themselves? I've only heard it for women, for some reason.
when i first read "bush" i thought lucas meant his beard
and i say kjønnshår
(which is not slang)
yeah, "bush" is probably woman-specific. oh well.
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
yo does anyone want me to call them?
ozntz
toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thanks for sharing the pics lucas... I'm surprised we didn't get a picture of the urine bag.
i also failed on letters. i might write some tomorrow. i'm pretty bored at my mom's house.
i am so strung out on oxycodone.
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
oh yea that's gonna get addicting. Me and larz should skype everyone while kissing the sky.
phi_
... and let the Earth be silent after ye.
i'm in the e.r. right now.
i just got an iv push of 1mg of dilaudid--which is a lot at once.
phi_
... and let the Earth be silent after ye.
Holy shit, man. That's hardcore painkiller. What happened?
just some gas in my intestines.
phi_
... and let the Earth be silent after ye.
Wow. Give me your doctor's number. I want that for gas!
oh no lr... I hope you get better :(
thanks. :)
i got a bunch of
xifaxan today. if it doesn't work, i'm headed back to mayo clinic.
lr, you're too understated for phi :x
here's to hoping that xifaxan works!
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
I want medicinal marijuana
phi_
... and let the Earth be silent after ye.
Come to my side of town Gatz and I'll hook you up. ;)
just arrived at the mayo clinic again. (the last surgery didn't work.)
i came right to the emergency room because i feel awful. there is a queue, though. hopefully i'll have morphine words soon.
phi_
... and let the Earth be silent after ye.
Yes!
(Sorry about the surgery!)
the morphine is okay, but i'm too nauseated to enjoy myself. :/
asemisldkfj
the law is no protection
:( bummer. going in and out of the hospital for a seemingly chronic issue like this is so annoying.
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I got some serious morphine words today! I would quote a few lines, but I'm unsure larz would appreciate :-o
go for it! i don't remember what i said.
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
I bet it was something along the lines of, let's do it.
I want morphine words :(
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I am not a robot...
l: so, where are you living...in minnesota?
r: where am I living in minnesota?
l: yeah.
r: I'm not living in minnesota
l: or...wherever...?
Phone conversation this morning
:)
asemisldkfj
the law is no protection
hahaha
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
Did you just send me something? HHAHA