http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0605/flyingdinos.html
This is has got to be the most hilarious thing i have ever read to date.
So why didn't Noah bring the dinosaurs back with him? Why is there no refence in the bible about flying dinosaurs, wait a tick, i thought dinosaurs never existed???
"Creation Scientists estimate that since the Earth is only ten-thousand years old, human beings were living among dinosaurs and had plenty of time to tame them. "I would have loved to have been around to see Cain and Abel rolling around in the grass outside the Garden of Eden playing with the pet raptors their father, Adam, gave them for their birthdays," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "What a glorious time that must have been!"
lol
This is has got to be the most hilarious thing i have ever read to date.
So why didn't Noah bring the dinosaurs back with him? Why is there no refence in the bible about flying dinosaurs, wait a tick, i thought dinosaurs never existed???
"Creation Scientists estimate that since the Earth is only ten-thousand years old, human beings were living among dinosaurs and had plenty of time to tame them. "I would have loved to have been around to see Cain and Abel rolling around in the grass outside the Garden of Eden playing with the pet raptors their father, Adam, gave them for their birthdays," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "What a glorious time that must have been!"
lol
ok so it turns out that i was completely freaking out about this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
good find, nonetheless.
i like how at the bottom of the church website, it says 'Americhrist Ltd.'
i like how at the bottom of the church website, it says 'Americhrist Ltd.'