How are you?
:3
:3
not.
maybe tomorrow.
I got an offer, but had just left town a few hours earlier.
better head back, huh?
Never.
HIGH! BILLY MAYS HERE!
lol
The air smells like weed in Toronto
Not so much in Amsterdam, actually. :)
5'11" - 6'
How you guys can live with those imperial measures is beyond me ...
Because Imperial measurements are fucking amazing, that's why.
Just got a g of dank, dank dro. Updates tonight.
Just got a g of dank, dank dro. Updates tonight.
a g as in a gram?
what happened to your imperial measurements?
here in canada the best illicit measure is a "half quarter" aka an eighth in the u-s-a
what happened to your imperial measurements?
here in canada the best illicit measure is a "half quarter" aka an eighth in the u-s-a
Gram is the small unit ... everything else is in ounces, usually.
Okay, so after a bowl I began to feel loopy. Another bowl later and I reached cosmic high, where I feel like a planet or other heavenly body in deep space "orbiting" my torso around a point. I don't know why I start doing that, but it happens EVERY damn time I get blazed with dro.
But I think it spawned a good topic for me to write about ... I'm gonna write a paper about editing in film ... more specifically, over-editing in film.
But I think it spawned a good topic for me to write about ... I'm gonna write a paper about editing in film ... more specifically, over-editing in film.
We climbed to the top of a climbing rock, once. In the middle of winter, laying in the snow, I looked at the stars and realized we are stuck to the earth like a speck of dust static-clinging to a balloon. And that no matter where I looked in the sky, that spot could be either above or below me.
Unfortunately I did get a little dizzy afterwards.
Unfortunately I did get a little dizzy afterwards.
what spot could be above or below you? the speck of dust? because, by your definition, it is inclusive of you.
i've always been unimpressed with cannabis-induced thoughts. :/
i've always been unimpressed with cannabis-induced thoughts. :/
ugg, you descriptions alone give me vertigo.
mountains are a good alternative to drugs. :)
> what spot could be above or below you?
Whichever star I chose to look at. I was considering how, depending on which of an infinite number of direction you're approaching the Earth from, that star could be any number of directions from us: above, below, to the left, to the right, etc. Basically it was the first time I'd fully broken away from the idea that the ground is "down" and the sky is "up".
> i've always been unimpressed with cannabis-induced thoughts.
Probably because most of the time you were occupied with finding a toilet to vomit in... :-o
Whichever star I chose to look at. I was considering how, depending on which of an infinite number of direction you're approaching the Earth from, that star could be any number of directions from us: above, below, to the left, to the right, etc. Basically it was the first time I'd fully broken away from the idea that the ground is "down" and the sky is "up".
> i've always been unimpressed with cannabis-induced thoughts.
Probably because most of the time you were occupied with finding a toilet to vomit in... :-o
> Up there.
Is this where you are right now??
Is this where you are right now??
you want some mind blowing shit then eat some mushrooms, lay back, and close your eyes.
the thoughts that go through your head and ridiculous.
the thoughts that go through your head and ridiculous.
> Probably because most of the time you were occupied with finding a toilet to vomit in... :-o
i didn't say they were my thoughts.
i didn't say they were my thoughts.
> Is this where you are right now??
No, I went there earlier this week, I think.
No, I went there earlier this week, I think.
this thread isn't high enough.
> this thread isn't high enough.
that's what you think
that's what you think
it's too high now.
i dunno, i think it can be taken to another level
the next level perhaps?
I was so many levels up last night I got vertigo and almost puked. It was not a good time. :(
Why do you smoke so much?
couldn't you ask that question to 90% of the smokers out there?
what's up from the porch? it's nice out tonight.
> Why do you smoke so much?
I meant quantity-wise, not frequency-wise. I don't think most people smoke to the point of vomiting...
Do they?
I meant quantity-wise, not frequency-wise. I don't think most people smoke to the point of vomiting...
Do they?
No, they don't. It was just an accident. My friend's bong is really, really, really harsh. Just took too much at once.
And the vertigo shit ... I dunno, that's happened once before.
(Also, I don't smoke as much as I may have made it seem.)
And the vertigo shit ... I dunno, that's happened once before.
(Also, I don't smoke as much as I may have made it seem.)
again, this thread is tooooo low.
i think you need to get your tolerance up phi, that's whats tooooo low.
I don't like having a high tolerance for anything. I like being able to pack a bowl and get baked before it's cached. If I have to smoke several bowls to feel anything, then I need to stop. I got shit to do, can't spend all my time non-functioning.
Hello from salvia. Weeeeeeee.
doesn't that shit last like 30 seconds?
Nah, usually between between 5 and 15 minutes.
Salvia for me has always lasted at least an hour, sometimes several. Granted, the intense, laughing period did usually only last 15 minutes. But you guys seriously don't feel any differently after that??
When I did it first, it was about 7 minutes of boisterous arrogance, followed by a few minutes of being really hot and really cold, then I was fine.
WE ROLLIN
WE ROLLIN
BONESTONIGHT!
WE ROLLIN
BONESTONIGHT!
What the balls did I do last night? :-\
valid question
it's been a whiiiiiiiiiile
Man. WTF. I was a rocket man last night!!! As soon as I got home from worked, packed one in and blast off! I loved it. The moonlight made my smoke beautiful.
larz don't smoke
Well you have pharmaceuticals to keep you happy :)
meh
Doesn't sound too happy ...
holy shit
haha
day man versus night man?
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Uhh ahhahh
Champion of the sun
Uhh ahhahh
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Uhh ahhahh
Champion of the sun
Uhh ahhahh
First time smoking in a pretty long while, which probably explains the texts I sent to my friend last night after he dropped me off.
(from my GV log)...
(from my GV log)...
Me: ROFL. I was in the living room when you drove past and could hear Sunn O))) cleanly. 11:28 PM Me: Wtf... there's a game show called Solitary on Reality Channel. All it's been is people in seperate brightly colored rooms with a computer repeatedly asking ... 12:04 AM Me: ... their names until they address themselves as their number. 12:05 AM Me: This is fucking freaking me out. 12:05 AM Me: WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Uh... Sam. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Sam. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Sam! WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 12:06 AM Me: Holy shit, I'm wearing pants. 12:12 AM Me: And everything on TV looks like it was filmed at 330 in the afternoon. 12:16 AM
haha
hahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
haha^4
I don't get it.
me neither.
come on, this is hilarious:
And everything on TV looks like it was filmed at 330 in the afternoon.
mo like 420
excedrin on an empty stomach makes me feel half high, half in withdrawl
You're quite the bon vivant, non?
I'm not entirely sure what you're asking, here
Sarcasm.
Passacaglia and Fugue in C Minor... fuuuuuuuuuck yes.
... Weed induced Linked lists are possible. Yes ... even in Java.
hahaha
Huckleberry Hound is the greatest cartoon ever ... short of Bob Clampett's work.
I needed this.
hmm
I'm scared to look at what I wrote in my journal last night.
you could put it in quote lines many!
Half the stuff I say is sexual is nature .... it's even more obscene when I'm high. Last night was no exception.
I want automatic sliding doors in my house, god dammit!
this thread is cracking me up
Evil Dead 2 is on TV! My day is now amazing.
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!
About to start. It's nice to be all awake, all alone, wearing the kiss boxers the girl you want to sleep with so badly gave you.
HAHAHA. Log files. They are so fuckin great!!!! Oh yea and I typed in imagetankforums.com
I wanted imageshack.
I wanted imageshack.
Wiiiii. :)
Loved Evil Dead 2
Prepping my eeePC to dual boot XP and NetBSD 5.0.2.
... and downloading all 5 seasons of Daria!
Which eeePC model did you buy?
1000HA
a stalwart model
Odd adjective to use, but yes, it is. I'm actually going to try out PC-BSD on it first instead of NetBSD... I'll let y'all know how it goes.
I considered buying a 1000H model a few times, but the 10 inch screen is just ever so slightly too small for serious work ... 12 inch would be great but there are so few 12 inch netbooks....
Was so angry last night I got trashed on a 6 pack of Lone Star and smoked three bowls with a buddy of mine. Then we watched Miss March and my day wasn't so miserable anymore.
\o/
\o/
hahaha, awesome.
I wish I had one of those grabber things so I can grab my cigarettes off the TV without having to get up...
First world problems...
More like BEST world problems.
I see what you did there.
great thread.
I retain my good judgment when I'm high and that is why it is better than drinking.
I retain my good judgment when I'm high and that is why it is better than drinking.
Marge: It's probably a de-boner [referring to a knife].
Bart: Heh... heh... boner.
- Joe RoganThink about the idea of confession...You take a guy who's not allowed to masturbate, or have sex, ever, then you make him wear a costume, then he has to sit in a dark booth, and listen to fuck stories whispered through a hole in the wall.
- Maria BamfordI've never really thought of myself as depressed so much as I am paralyzed by hope.
I saw Joe Rogan in some weed documentary and it was hilarious. I agreed with everything he said and it was hilarious because it was Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan, when not involved in Fear Factor or UFC, is ridiculously funny. Even though he is kind of a bro/douche.
Somewhat related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grcqs9cDuN8 (Him talking about DMT.)
Somewhat related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grcqs9cDuN8 (Him talking about DMT.)
I love it.
I really don't like not smoking weed at the end of my day.
I really don't like not smoking weed at the end of my day.
High for the first time in a week ... a very, very, very shitty fucking week. Girl Scout cookies and John Waters movies! FUCK YES.
edibles are amazing.
THIS IS GREAT
I forget the thread I was looking for, but this one works.
\o/
I wanna smoke with Gatz. GATZ, come over this weekend. I'll actually be on campus.
I wanna smoke with Gatz. GATZ, come over this weekend. I'll actually be on campus.
Ahhh!
I need to coordinate a color scheme for my new room! Stupid mustard orange yellow whatever walls.
I need to coordinate a color scheme for my new room! Stupid mustard orange yellow whatever walls.
my room is mint green with brown trim. can't get much worse than this.
Sounds like a treat from the Andes... I'm thinking some sort of violet-blue to go with the orange yellow whatever...
> I forget the thread I was looking for, but this one works.
Haha
Haha
My housemate has been high the past three nights in a row.
We have an innocent-looking tissue dispenser that has approximately eight 1/8th oz baggies in it. Oof.
AND despite all this...I am not high.
Mail me a baggie. I'll send you fresh bread.
It won't be fresh by the time it gets here, you fucking tease.
ha!
Conversation with my high housemate:
*MB points at the freckles on my arm*
MB - I'm going to call you North Star, now.
RH - Oh.
MB - You're like my north star!
RH - ...What the fuck does that mean?
MB - You uh...give my life direction?
:[
of course.
let me try again:
cool, you are your two-times ex-boyfriend and roommate's muse! congrats! i'm sure this will be healthy for both of you.
cool, you are your two-times ex-boyfriend and roommate's muse! congrats! i'm sure this will be healthy for both of you.
:|
I guess luke forgot about which thread this was posted it, and took it three million times too seriously. :(
Drinkin' blunts smokin' 40's
Smokin' 40's drinkin' blunts
That's what this kid does for fun
Pour some smoke into that cup
[x2]
Like this beat and how it bounces
Don't smoke trees we smoke tree houses
Break them bushes shred them shrubs
Can't match the passion well I match these nubs
Wreck them trees like Iron Giant
Taco Bell is where my time went
Would you like a fiesta bowl
Christopher wants a siesta bowl
Low rider liked it cause it bounces up
Now roll that [? ]
Hey snickerin' clown put your licorice down
It's just like a joint but it's bigger and brown
It's a blunt but yo we don't smoke them
We soak them with our 40's open
Actin loopy sittin in a hooptie
Sippin on our doobie smoothies
That's right y'all
Smoothies with weed in them
Drinkin' blunts smokin' 40's
Smokin' 40's drinkin' blunts
That's what this kid does for fun
Pour some smoke into that cup
[x2]
40 shorty suck a titty
It ain't pretty in cloud City
Billy D and forty five
Pour that shit and watch it rise
Christopher B is sayin' what's in this?
Christopher Lee is drinkin' Old English
But why's innocent eyes MGD in a [? ] Valentines
Turn it counter clockwise [? ] the weed if your holdin'
Ain't heard me girl you put a shit in a cold one
Drink that [? ] into your lungs
Bronchial tubes ain't never been drunk
Don't have a cow man just get bent
Pour that beer under that tent
Bub and barley holy hops
Just like John Lockes lodge in lost
If you leave then slam the flap
If you stay then twist a cap
Throw your weed up in the air
Pour your 40 in your shorts
If you do what mc say
Guess what homie your a dork
Drinkin' blunts smokin' 40's
Smokin' 40's drinkin' blunts
That's what this kid does for fun
Pour some smoke into that cup
[x2]
I'm so wasted!
Drinkin' blunts smokin' 40's
Smokin' 40's drinkin' blunts
That's what this kid does for fun
Pour some smoke into that cup
[x2]
*dance*
Smokin' 40's drinkin' blunts
That's what this kid does for fun
Pour some smoke into that cup
[x2]
Like this beat and how it bounces
Don't smoke trees we smoke tree houses
Break them bushes shred them shrubs
Can't match the passion well I match these nubs
Wreck them trees like Iron Giant
Taco Bell is where my time went
Would you like a fiesta bowl
Christopher wants a siesta bowl
Low rider liked it cause it bounces up
Now roll that [? ]
Hey snickerin' clown put your licorice down
It's just like a joint but it's bigger and brown
It's a blunt but yo we don't smoke them
We soak them with our 40's open
Actin loopy sittin in a hooptie
Sippin on our doobie smoothies
That's right y'all
Smoothies with weed in them
Drinkin' blunts smokin' 40's
Smokin' 40's drinkin' blunts
That's what this kid does for fun
Pour some smoke into that cup
[x2]
40 shorty suck a titty
It ain't pretty in cloud City
Billy D and forty five
Pour that shit and watch it rise
Christopher B is sayin' what's in this?
Christopher Lee is drinkin' Old English
But why's innocent eyes MGD in a [? ] Valentines
Turn it counter clockwise [? ] the weed if your holdin'
Ain't heard me girl you put a shit in a cold one
Drink that [? ] into your lungs
Bronchial tubes ain't never been drunk
Don't have a cow man just get bent
Pour that beer under that tent
Bub and barley holy hops
Just like John Lockes lodge in lost
If you leave then slam the flap
If you stay then twist a cap
Throw your weed up in the air
Pour your 40 in your shorts
If you do what mc say
Guess what homie your a dork
Drinkin' blunts smokin' 40's
Smokin' 40's drinkin' blunts
That's what this kid does for fun
Pour some smoke into that cup
[x2]
I'm so wasted!
Drinkin' blunts smokin' 40's
Smokin' 40's drinkin' blunts
That's what this kid does for fun
Pour some smoke into that cup
[x2]
*dance*
SNOOTCH!!!