half way home.
Slacking off.
enough to curse any man who can't appreciate the depth of the ocean
that i swam till i ran out of breath?
don't ever fucking question that.
Run that shit.
I'm here Mwuhahahaha
become aware of strong forces
Undulating poppy-cocks.
but never overlook the weak and nuclear forces
omg one liners kick ass
reform the pejorative Other
I need to hear the words
Play your gloom axe Stephen O’Malley.
the burden is lifted, im free to be me again
get it right get it tight
the screen door slams, Mary's dress waves.
On the right, over the hill, and beyond the Thunderdome.
runnin' from the cops
buddeah buddeah buddeah rockin' everywheao -dru
i found you miss new buddeah! get it together and bring it back to meah!
BELIEVE IT NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
somebody gotta be lost, somebody gotta be found.
Keep smilling
you can find me at the airport waiting
or maybe i'll be chain smoking down at the train station
with the pose of a mack and my clothes in a sack
gotta go, and i don't know when i'll be back
get my last pay check, smash and make steps
gone on the run with kool g rap in the tape deck
or maybe i'll be chain smoking down at the train station
with the pose of a mack and my clothes in a sack
gotta go, and i don't know when i'll be back
get my last pay check, smash and make steps
gone on the run with kool g rap in the tape deck
That wasn't one line.
the long road
LARZ IN CHARGE!
Frost had you in The Road Not Taken.
ima catcha nigga
goes well with your user title
a scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly, also known as a busta
Up, down, up, down, up, down, left, right, and down.
that sounds like the beginning of a kid koala song, phi. i gotta post it when i get back to bozeman.
reminds me of cheats for a nintendo game
The konami code is: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B A start.
http://www.upupdowndown.org/
http://www.upupdowndown.org/
her words made me realize
The music of loneliness is the music of yesterday. The music of tomorrow is today. The music of today is baroque.
Home sweet home.
"holy shit i'm lovin' lovin' it" - me, tonight, on a caffeine binge
booodeaH!
this is a really successful thread...
because its fun
listen to the falling rain
scotch mints are economical mentos
cover up the corporate
Team Keystone!
a lot of bowery bums used to be executives. [from a piece of artwork that i saw once]
no bar signs, get the flag!
The Copulating Mermaid of Venice, California.
i ought, therefore i can
Or what, you'll set my Country music award on fire?
Hess
Hess
You're going to set my ass on fire?
gassing me up about the love that i plucked and i've been stuck within
one hundred cans of diet coke later
close to you wishing, we're conjoined at the tongue, can you hear me thinking, i should stop?
i wanna kiss her mom just for having this daughter!
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you sweet talk like a cop and you know it
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collateral damage?
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contingency plan
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you sweet talk like a cop and you know it
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collateral damage?
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contingency plan
Asymptotic poverty line.
give me an hour and i'll give you your dreams
I wasn't drafted, I asked for the mission
I got married.
look around you, there's angels amongst us!
trying to find a balance
Anal sex and cherry-colored beads.
is she still trying to let me save her?
way to drunk
Usage error.
holy shit
wtf bbq
looks like F3 was last night's target :o
oh, and HALFWAY HOME!
"grant me chastity and continence, but not yet" -- st. augustine of hippo
World Full of Hate
"ante up, larz!"
shes playin me like a fidel and for some reason i love it.
haha, back to anal beads:
... I'm going to start you up like a lawnmower.
... I'm going to start you up like a lawnmower.
hawkexpress says: I keep all of the cards. These cards are my history. :)
One day they'll lay me down to rest, till then I'll answer to myself
I love you like the stars above, Ill love you till i due
die*
A vague expression and a silent motive.
think tank... thong?
My fighting fame is fabled and fortune finds me fit and able
Vast, Polyphemus-like, and loathsome, it darted like a stupendous monster of nightmares...
your beauty, your style, and your heart warming smile.
"tragic dilemma: no matter what the shuffle, shit blows up!" --myself, 18 months ago
sharing rewards the weak
Dr Pepper at 7AM...
premium columbian 6AM...
blueberry waffles 9:36AM
coffee bags 8:40am
sticks of ram 1PM
Stricken with intestinal parasites 6:12PM
6:14 PM in a daze
in bed, 8:59 PM
watching Misty Mundae soap up her goodies, 8:42PM CST
tango and shiraz, 10pm
i challenge dp to rainforest survivals in the remotest corner of brazil.
Sir, Im so happy for you I could crap!
i laugh more often now, i cry more often now
(#100!)
(#100!)
Up with MiniSkirts.
Killing lonliness with you
i could be underground
p.s. nice, chiken
p.s. nice, chiken
Her eyes were so vacantly vulnerable...
2 day weekends are tyrrany.
"its like a nigger takes a dump in my mouth every time I take a shot of jagermeister"
-trent
jager is like heaven in my mouth
organize the letters, the words will flow
Honk if you're horny.
one to one ratio, one part jager, one part goldschlagger, and one part black haus... drink heil!
Dehydration is the leading cause of thirst in America.
The beast is the leading cause of people wishing they weren't thirsty.
larz: the cliff and the catcher
close my eyes, feel me now, i don't know how you could not love me now
you look like the cat who ate the canary
Everybody in this world, is in love with their life.
Voluntary Simplicity is full of hippy bullshit.
pot calling the kettle black
Trent: spectrum niggers
don't think that one's gonna make it into promotions
waves of emotion brought on by a song
> don't think that one's gonna make it into promotions
hahahah
hahahah
don't think that one's gonna make it into promotions
haha!
8AM on a Saturday. Le sigh.
lol damn it sriehl come up with your own one liners and quit quoting my drunken rants
i've gotta pick up my pace to run
It's never been like that
Thinking is hard.
I'm back
forever fades away
I think Women and Seamen don't mix.
-Waylon Smithers.
-Waylon Smithers.
i should eat--i haven't in a couple days. not that it would help the nausea
trinken trank getrunken
Time is running out.
it's like the middle of may, and you only got 'til june
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two weeks to make my fate
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i come home and she feeds me and lays with me in the sun
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two weeks to make my fate
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i come home and she feeds me and lays with me in the sun
i feel like i'm in a hospital
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it feels like summer, and i don't mean the weather
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this summer is going to kill me
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it feels like summer, and i don't mean the weather
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this summer is going to kill me
to rid my mouth of the taste of you i brushed my tongue so hard that i vomited
..that was supposed to be linked to:
http://www.wingedleopard.net/wlwlv2/index.php?comment=191
http://www.wingedleopard.net/wlwlv2/index.php?comment=191
mmmmmmmmmmtitties
^that dp quote should be a no brainer for promotion!^
"i'm averaging a camel every hour as a substitute for food"
how funny it is, our love
if i've learned one thing, it's that most girls don't enjoy lrmcriddleshits
i'd rather not have been made felt gameoverable, but it's what's in the deal.
in the game of do or die, do both options sometimes apply?
DO AND DIE!
party pigeon!
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction." - E.F. Schumacker
cinco de mayo!
"What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies." - Aristotle
who would have guessed? essentially the definition of ερος.
One final over....
two left for me! :o
Done with Finals...
Tired...so very tired
so close
graduated. now i have to forge a purpose for myself
going to last final drunk
"i'd kill you all if i wasn't so passive" - Slug
"If it hurts me more than it hurts you, then I won't hurt you, I've got more sense than virtue." - Sage
:D sa-sa-sa-sage-sage francis
it kinda sucks just finding a replacement
ttf loads fast on 56k!
oooo
db: dp-hustle > dp-hw
In Cauda Semper!
best case: you go home missing a thorax...
...Eggs with Potatoes and Salsa = Stomach Ache
"I'll fight like hell to hide that I'm giving up." - Bright Eyes
Got Love for the Crips, and Bloods, and Latin Kingz
just you
Coding the frontend for my site.
"english motherfucker, do you speak it?" - Jules
PDO rox my sox.
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"what ain't no county i ever heard of... do they speak english in what?" - also jules
*depressed sigh*
"Why can't you just keep your hands off other people's refridgerators?!" - Rubin Farr.
"Why can't you just keep your hands off other people's refridgerators?!" - Rubin Farr.
jump isn't as cool as scrolling
"these fuckin' archives are fuckin' heavy!" -cj while moving my archives to put away camping gear
it occurs to me i should be a member of bsdnexus... anyone against?
dive in!
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avalanche rock it avalanche rock it avalanche rock it avalanche rock it
So good.
i know all about math...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooa8nHKPZ5k&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ooa8nHKPZ5k&NR=1
torture chambers? god damn! i haven't heard no shit like that in years!
so.. now what?
dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you die tomorrow.
i had to change my combination to the safe..!
Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot, Now I got my cooties shot!
bob saget bitch, betta ask someone
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I got a cock like a donkey, hard as a rock and trigger finger itcher of the chicken pox
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I got a cock like a donkey, hard as a rock and trigger finger itcher of the chicken pox
i don't believe you. prove it
"i can never the fuck understand what you're saying" - caitlin (from eternal sunshine)
"smoke grenades and grappling hooks?" - the ninny
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wondering when this thread will explode!
Hacking out the CV
hungover
social interest gap?
Intern!
she didn't predict the move or the fall--she predicted both
I hate freshies, and freshies hate me.
new avatar!
and i hate freshies too.
down with freshies
"Why am I recieving arp traffic for what appears to be a significant portion of manhattan?" -nny
you smell like sex and corn nuts
:(
viva las vegas !
SO RIEHL SO RIEHL
mark all as read, mark all as read, mark all as read
SO FUCKING RIEHL
Hungry :(
Colds suck.
get better soon
holy shit! a real life pirate just walked into the cafe where i'm at!
Are you a good pirate or a bad pirate?
bozeman is featured in shooter. a bit part.
trains off the tracks
i was in another world: a world of twenty thousand girls
beep beep coming through
i got my diploma today. :D it includes a business-card-sized copy of it. :o
saw a car from idaho with plates that had "voiture" on them
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old bro next at my table right now has gnarly tufts of white nose hair
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old bro next at my table right now has gnarly tufts of white nose hair
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mais oui, un homme canadienne dans le grand etat
I'm wet
thats hot
falou cara
damn coffee shop slimmies
i'm too wuss
Perhaps it's for kids? :)
stumptowwn!
transformers: more than meets the eye
drivin through a farm field!
freshfest
thank god it's fatal
game on, motherfuckers!
"this is a really successful thread..." - db, 9 sep 2006
broke right hand again
dizzam
just moved in.
@chiken: can i ask how?
@chiken: can i ask how?
> just moved in.
nice. lovin' it?
nice. lovin' it?
actually, yes. it reminds me of a lr-space. very sparse, yet very populated.
i can't wait until the day there's fifty freshies upon arrival
make like china and execute the remaining days of sunshine
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Chain smoking, fasting, and writing. Marks of a true artist. Or a maniac.
fuck yes
@dbrown: not quite sure but im guessing i punched my passenger side mirror on my car. black dudes overloaded me on Hennessey.
what
crunk juice!
four hour europa universalis 3 marathon comes to a close. bedtime
Addicted to Gambling
i need your lovin' like the sunshine
my eyes are blurry and scratchy and I should go to sleep
work is especially painful today. need harry potter to dull the pain
Fuck Harry Potter. Damn I'm tired.
yeah man voldemort is badass... fuck hp
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
losing a friend
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Deport the New Zeleanders
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Deport the New Zeleanders
this bottle of malbec has expired. :(
Resurrection!
Motivated.
Vroom.
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my greatest wish: to be smart enough to write on a surface with a grease pencil (mathematics...)
give me solid metrics or shut the fuck up.
"and i kiss her eye, in that blueberry sky" - jg
what is this--amateur hour?
these adventures in solitude--never done
I hate people, but I love gatherings.
Stats tests on the weekends blow really hard
I'm the BSD guy at work!
Underproductive and overstimulated.
:O
I'm rocking the Air Max 360s today.
fuck--this hurts. -----------------------------------------------------
this is so fucked
56k used to be fast // technology prevails
I just wasted 15 minutes at work replying to most of these threads.
hahah :D
i'm sitting in MIS getting my brain bruised
fuck city brew for turning their shitty radio all the way up!
when they close at night?
i was there once when they started closing at 10:30pm at night (instead of eleven). they turn the music up really loud, but i'm staying put because i thought they closed at 11pm. then some dude (i think it was that dickface trek) comes over and turns off the lights above my row of tables only.
is this their wuss way to communicate to people that they need to leave? how about you come fucking tell me instead?
i was so pissed
i was there once when they started closing at 10:30pm at night (instead of eleven). they turn the music up really loud, but i'm staying put because i thought they closed at 11pm. then some dude (i think it was that dickface trek) comes over and turns off the lights above my row of tables only.
is this their wuss way to communicate to people that they need to leave? how about you come fucking tell me instead?
i was so pissed
see, this was at like 8am. had to turn my music up because i didn't want to listen to celine dione... i've never had them pull shit like that at close, they usually let me stay till they have to lock up. then again, i'm pretty tight with night crew here.
Last call, you can always go home, but you can't stay here.
in the battle of jk vs. superfluousness there is much consternation.
"Everything went south when I started caring"
GIN TASTING - that is all.
eww, like drinking pine trees - that is all...
Gamblin like there's no tomorrow!
tanqueray, bombay sapphire, gordon's, plymouth, ketel one (vodka) - bombay and ketel won...
I am the man!
"i put on an argyle sweater and put on a smile" -- the national
last night, i discovered that i'm too honest to be charming
when songmeanings.net is down, i fall apart
fuck--this hurts. -----------------------------------------------------
so quit doing that
where the fuck is the end button??
One person's terrorist is another person's freedom-fighter
"You guys are taking a stupid zombie film way too seriously." -- some guy in the video lab.
^ Fuck that guy ... He'll never make it anywhere
Truth
asemisldkfj: suck it, hackers.
three oh one
ninguem regulem america!
"you have a permanent piece of my medium-sized american heart" -- the national
> damn coffee shop slimmies
.. and here's her bro. :(
the fire in our throats will beckon the thaw
KALUA ACKBAR! MARTINIHAD!
choose your ttf freshbirth
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"do you run sensors on your tanks?" -lr
"In fact, i'm still in my jammy jams" - P.S.
"I AM TAKING THIS COURSE BECAUSE I HAVE A PART TIME JOB AT KNOTT'S." - R.S.
"I HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT INVOLVED WITH POLOTICS MOSTLY BECAUSE I AM NOT EDUCATED." - C.L.
"I AM TAKING THIS COURSE BECAUSE I HAVE A PART TIME JOB AT KNOTT'S." - R.S.
"I HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT INVOLVED WITH POLOTICS MOSTLY BECAUSE I AM NOT EDUCATED." - C.L.
"new beginnings are an urban legend" - me
"Do you think it would be mean to ask a fat girl out on a date then take her to the gym?"
"trying to lucid dream is like trying to read while taking a piss" - db
"stories and friends--the makings of a good life" - db
"stories and friends--the makings of a good life" - db
billings is creepy. a bunch of old guys with girlfriends in high school.
lr speaks the truth
A group of lemmings is referred to as a "revolution", e.g. "a revolution of lemmings".
- wikipedia
jesus, don't cry, honey (wilco, jesus, etc.)
girl, we'll see.
girl, we'll see.
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the pipes are frozen, but the beer is cold
Principal photography begins Monday!
this has "bad news bears" written all over it.
can you believe those blood red lips?
i've been looking for you-----
these words and notes will surely make me vomit
LEAVE ME ALONE
LEAVE ME ALONE
i better run away
ah, buddy. it's jesus christ buddy
old enough you're not online
this thread is so great to read
why don't you just roll to school
lr dne on facebook
i see what you did there lr
hm?
men, most marvelous masters make mechanized meteors mash mountains.
in the battle of jk vs. superfluousness there is much consternation.
i guess we don't need phi to battle with jk, then.
"I'll fight like hell to hide that I'm giving up." - Bright Eyes
drama in camp stix
AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU KISSED HER YET?
"the arc of time, the stench of sex / the innocence you can't protect"
flirting is silly
surrender, fuck that!
i wanna kiss her mom just for having this daughter!
I got dreams so wide like a country mile!
leave me the fuck alone. I am sick of you making me feel sorry for you and your drug abuse.
Star Trek teaser is before Cloverfield.
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"I'll fight like hell to hide that I'm giving up." - Bright Eyes
lay low for the letdown (beulah)
Independence.
"obviously janet is pissed and the likelihood of them refusing to pay and still watching the movie is highly unlikely" -- quote from a problem set i'm correcting
another from the same person:
"janet may be viewed as a bitch but her plan is entirely efficient ... "
"janet may be viewed as a bitch but her plan is entirely efficient ... "
another person called out janet!
"her policy may be unfair, and janet may be a bitch, but fairness is not efficiency."
sigh
"her policy may be unfair, and janet may be a bitch, but fairness is not efficiency."
sigh
bitch please - on a date with janet.
Driving with one hand, the other in salute.
proceed with caution
we think. we love. i smile. i'm in love.
Don't worry, that feeling will pass.
i know. :(
Enjoying the benefits of Firewire
my mind is racing, as it always will.
i doubt that my officemate appreciates my flatulence
wonderful people, I AM SO FUCKING WARY OF YOU
Better lives have been lived in the margins, locked in prisons, and lost on the gallows than have ever been enshrined in palaces.
I don't care if that doesn't fit on one line :).
Valarie is blowing up my Facebook
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"Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write." -- John Adams, 1765.
even backwards, then odd forwards (when printing double-sided on a simplex printer)
umm.. how about odd backwards then even forwards
\o/
\o/
we need to go to one line only part ii
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Ready to Vote
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aaah that wasn't one line. archiv'd
nice :D question in 1 line: does archive kinda delete it?
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first new avatar i've seen in a while!
don't let my avatar fool you. i eat lobsters :P
Tests are created to keep the good man down.
ARE YOU LOVING IT?
"my banner i laid down with a sigh" --b&s
I'm feelin' it.
hallo from berlin!
gt5: prologue rocks my world, online ftw!
"A summer calm laid its soothing hand over everything, like death." (SP, BJ, 113)
you, me, night fury intentions?
YES
"I'm all about faces but I roll around with a head full of names." --dp
"i underestimated the trajectory" - lucas
CANADA DAY AND I'M DRUNK IN BRITAIN
hahaha
off bordeaux rose and kirin. fuck, what have i become
oh wow. that was more drunk than i have been for a while... o canada.
I EAT WILTY ROSES FOR BREFFAS
-Dannyp
-Dannyp
"smart-babies ... where are they?" --dp, while sitting on the floor by my bike
dp is very quotable it seems.
"Hey tranquil_rainfall... Your Pro Account is going to expire on 14th of Jul. That's in 6 days!"
- Flickr
- Flickr
"douchebag... oh no not you... not you at all.... that guy.... he's a douchebag... not you."
guy leaving tech support desk at work talking to me...
guy leaving tech support desk at work talking to me...
one line only! :o
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"Yes, you can get the fuck out of my way now."
- me to some guy on my mom's street who was yelling at me because apparently 25MPH is "too fast" to be driving.
- me to some guy on my mom's street who was yelling at me because apparently 25MPH is "too fast" to be driving.
smart babies take time...
"black holes have no hair" - John Wheeler
That is a lie.
go ahead, blink
you are barely a moment away
Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
-Andy Warhol
-Andy Warhol
RAIN
Need to take a shit.
"but don't forget what it really means to hunger strike when you don't really need to" --ted leo
to remember: ask franz kafka OR vietnamese bro in san jose
nothing is special anymore, apart from what's in my dreams.
fuck me
'Yes well, legibility and correct punctuation might not be "street"... but that's how I roll, motherfucker.'
drunk francis: "fuck me"
I don't want to dance with it, I just want to get in it.
Life's a bitch, so fuck it.
hmmmm... peace...
It's like edible underwear, but for kissing.
- Thomas, new roommate #1
- Thomas, new roommate #1
I'm goin'na kill the fuck outta you.
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I dunno if I'm seein' shit cause I'm so fucking high or cause I've lost so much blood...
--
FUCK THE POLICE (<--in slow-mo)
-All from The Pineapple Express
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I dunno if I'm seein' shit cause I'm so fucking high or cause I've lost so much blood...
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FUCK THE POLICE (<--in slow-mo)
-All from The Pineapple Express
I need dro
Start acceleration
I broke my promise on a very sharp rock.
I think I need some sex.
Home sweet home.
"crack a smile, you're just my type." (vampire weekend, oxford comma)
One of my friends told me her life was like a song by Adele, so I responded:
"My life is like a Johnny Hobo song ... only I live in a nice house, have a good paying job, and the only thing I have to complain about is how dirty the kitchen is. So it's not really like a Johnny Hobo song at all, so I don't know why I said that."
"My life is like a Johnny Hobo song ... only I live in a nice house, have a good paying job, and the only thing I have to complain about is how dirty the kitchen is. So it's not really like a Johnny Hobo song at all, so I don't know why I said that."
... I think you need some new friends phi_. Take a trip to the south side!
I should! I might be moving to the west side soon, though. Change!
"Shit is so cash"
I leave for LA in 11 hours!
LA = Los Angeles?
LA = Louisiana?
If you say the latter ... I will kill you phi_. Going on a baccarat trip without me is a mortal sin.
LA = Louisiana?
If you say the latter ... I will kill you phi_. Going on a baccarat trip without me is a mortal sin.
El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles de Porciúncula!
(yes, I did that from memory.)
And no baccarat without Gatz! We should do that soon...
(yes, I did that from memory.)
And no baccarat without Gatz! We should do that soon...
Grief, son.
I'm ready.
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Abraham answered, "I have taken upon myself to speak to the Lord, I who am but dust and ashes."
-Genesis 18:27, after Abraham pleads for Sodom and Gomorrha
^ He's going through a religious phase :)
I wanna move to LA.
it's pretty fun!
i just wan to move there for the concerts
i thought you might want to move there for its proximity to vegas or something :D
We're getting Choke!
Lovin' Vegas.
Hello from my Thinkpad!
(OpenBSD + dwm-5.1 + Firefox2)
(OpenBSD + dwm-5.1 + Firefox2)
i'm off to the beach after i get dressed and packed :D
we do real things to make us happy.
girl indeed i can run it
-dannyp!
-dannyp!
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HA! I listened to that just the other day after telling luke "run it run it run it" and not remembering how I knew it :-P
Guess I should have credited Chris Brown, too...but you had much better timing.
Guess I should have credited Chris Brown, too...but you had much better timing.
"[...] using the commandline on Windows is just as much fun as getting assraped by a Klingon." -carpetsmoker
I'm crazy but I get the job done.
bibtex
Regarding my next bike purchase
[23:29] Daniel Peterson: jesus yes, go in debt
[23:29] Daniel Peterson: WORTH IT
[23:29] Daniel Peterson: jesus yes, go in debt
[23:29] Daniel Peterson: WORTH IT
the enduro is an amazing bike. do it!
``IT HAS BEEN A DAY OF WONDER, this, our first day in the forest.'' Rand, Anthem
the PICK UP YOUR SHIT AND MOVE blues
No power ... :(
goddamnit i hate some of these nurses
:( lovin others?
I've been horny on love all day.
The sky is steady, balloons squeak by.
Phone is disconnected!
Stats is a pain man ... but I love it!
baby whatever you like
I have an e-crush on Étrangère
Say 'hi' to new people every day!
> I have an e-crush on Étrangère
You thought I was a guy until like 2 weeks ago...
You thought I was a guy until like 2 weeks ago...
Yea but I did my research! :)
:o
Gatz: the eStalker.
My research was the following:
<DaGr8Gatzby>: Is Étrangère a chick?
<asemi>: Yeap.
<DaGr8Gatzby>: .... whoa. That's hot
<DaGr8Gatzby>: Is Étrangère a chick?
<asemi>: Yeap.
<DaGr8Gatzby>: .... whoa. That's hot
haha
(from Cracked)
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a [soccer] mom?
A: I don't want to have sex with a pit bull in the parking lot behind Denny's.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a [soccer] mom?
A: I don't want to have sex with a pit bull in the parking lot behind Denny's.
haha girls are such a hot commodity on the internets
mm
too many lines, people! :O
Shut up, ap.
I
can
not
be
confined
to
one
line
only.
I
can
not
be
confined
to
one
line
only.
3 one-lines, all spoken by my friend, while we were fixing the motor assembly on one of the platters at work:
3. Let's just hit it with a hammer and go smoke.
2. It was running on imagination, and we stopped believing.
1. Here's what I think happened.
3. Let's just hit it with a hammer and go smoke.
2. It was running on imagination, and we stopped believing.
1. Here's what I think happened.
Dreading Friday Morning.
Phi - I like 2 and 1!
"You youngsters and your hip language..."
what the fuck do i think i'm doing with my sleep schedule?
i wanna kiss her mom just for having this daughter
I wanna kiss her mom just for the sake of kissing her mom.
My friend asked me what kind of laptop I had (T41), here's his response:
[11:43] Taylor Jeude: I see. I hate Stinkpads.
:(
[11:43] Taylor Jeude: I see. I hate Stinkpads.
:(
it's pretty easy to tell how much someone knows about computers when they prefers toshibas and hps and gateways to thinkpads.
Yeah, he's a Compaq/HP man. Sad. :(
What about macs?
i guess they're cool if you like paying extra for hardware, but we're getting off topic
YES!
wake up, ttf!
good morning
good afternoon
good morning
David ... Just killed a man
Anyone want a custom lyric? I'm in the mood to write. I'm listening to queen.
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30 is the new 20
Stuck at the library without a way home ... at least there's interwebs.
"[...] the smiley face tricked me though... im drunk so this may have been a joke. " - maple
I hate work, spam f5
MASH MASH MASH MASH
Holy shit, projectionists need to learn how to handle prints. Seriously, people, do your fucking job.
Move your ass.
-Jay Maisel
-Jay Maisel
3AM and still at work.
wtf snow, bust out the skis and let it rock
ttf at work!
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"i can haz revisions?" -- rectangular
I've got a good mind to throw it all away
Four-square is a dangerous sport.
-Francis
-Francis
i must say i have really curvacious hips
-Dannyp
-Dannyp
its snowing like a mofaka
yeah good catch, Étrangère..
we need to get you fucked up on caffeine more often
Soaring!
patron on ice ... followed by blacking out, fighting some random guy, and losing a phone ... yeah patron on ice haha
my mind's swimming again------
^r ^r ^r ^r ^r
NESTOR, YOU ARE ONLINE--TELL ME SOME WORDS TO KNOW!
ANDYP, YOU ARE ONLINE--TELL ME SOME WORDS TO KNOW!
haha :D
Up early and out the door for some AM overtime.
Crisp morning. Quiescent as the bowl sings.
Up early and out the door for some AM overtime.
Crisp morning. Quiescent as the bowl sings.
haha :D
TTf Fucks up on Firefox 2.
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New MacBook looks cool. So does the new nano.
housemate got a new nano (Sal)
> TTf Fucks up on Firefox 2.
try ctrl+f5 to get the new stylesheet. if that doesn't fix whatever the hell you're referring to, a more descriptive post would be nice.
try ctrl+f5 to get the new stylesheet. if that doesn't fix whatever the hell you're referring to, a more descriptive post would be nice.
I am soaking wet.
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She looks beautiful tonight. How I wish you were mine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDtw71vCTXk
THE HORROR
THE HORROR
fuckthat ^
Oh no you didn't.
"i'm so bored of cowards" --björk
to fall in love with any girl i open a door for
the day draaaags by...... . . . . . . . . . . ..........
Sat on the roof and sang loudly while my friend played guitar.
I have a date tomorrow!
yeah phi!
its goin down nigga
Not as long as I'm still broke and breathing!
clearly what we have here is a devil-head, smothered in mrs. butterworth's syrup.
one post closer to death
there's a new girl :o
Congrats!
well not quite there yet: an ongoing pursuit. she's on the socialist party exec here... yes.....
You should talk to her about the glories of free market economics! Socialists love that!
I think I'll probably take the sympathetic angle. Or at least the informed one...
it's freezing in here (and i don't mean the temperature)
i want some socialist girls
i'd probably just look at them for a bit then walk away, though.
hehe. this one's a socialist in business school, so i'm not sure what the deal is
then again, i've been more and more anarchist lately
:)
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
spiders make me shake :-o
just caught a big sucker and he is being held captive in a cup and lid while i sleep on his fate....
just caught a big sucker and he is being held captive in a cup and lid while i sleep on his fate....
currently at a socialist conference (i'm a member of a young socialist group here) :)
The blue scare?
bluet > pics of socialist girls would be cool
oh and this girl is also a pro baker... ttf heard it first
... does that mean she smokes a lot of weed?
REMEMBER: IT'S ALL FUCKING WORTHLESS
caps lock cruise control
SEXY AWESOME
ninety minutes with lorazepam can change your life!
here you go, nestor: http://ciew.org/su/røde%20bønder%202008
oh, win
what? :D
you're going to creatively destroy it
i'm so confused
what we're actually doing is sharing the food we didn't use
what we're actually doing is sharing the food we didn't use
well socialists don't really like capitalism... right?
right, that's the general idea
those pictures are amazing
i suggest you begin a discourse on ``efficiency'' at your next chair-circling event
i suggest you begin a discourse on ``efficiency'' at your next chair-circling event
The day I rob a bank's the first day I'm not lying to you or me about what I believe.
efficiency?
Caught up on sleep.
taking advice from strangers
moonlight and this quest for humanity
-me, to andyp
-me, to andyp
22222 posts! http://omploader.org/vdnFm
I am sick :(
create and then accept its destruction
good night, ttf.
BOOM--blow this shit up
BOOM-- HEADSHOT!
Got another date, and it went well.
I'm going to make today amazing and memorable; the day will be mine and mine alone.
fuck yourself its mine!
*punch*!
*punch*!
I will fight for this, and it will be a glorious fight.
Working ...
"There has to be something wrong with you to drive away all these girls."
-- my "friend" to me, last night.
-- my "friend" to me, last night.
i need ... to carry around a black kid for tricking you about your waking state
-dp
-dp
"When we finally have our big war against the machines, they won't be setting the difficulty to moderate."
"The idea is to remain in a state of constant departure while always arriving. Saves on introductions and good-byes." --waking life
for some reason i'm visualizing djb
black kids versus arrivals and departures? dp-waking-vision versus larz-waking-vision?
(what's my user title?)
(what's my user title?)
it's rh's waking vision though, not mine
and mine is rl's waking vision
is there no meaning here!
incoherent poster club
"since the face been revealed, game got real" --ghostface killah
wake up, ttf! *jostle*
im awake
oh god, I pulled a lucas...
huh?
"you are my sweetest downfall--" (regina spektor)
this thread takes like five seconds to load.
> "you are my sweetest downfall--"
Samson has been my favorite Regina song since I discovered it 4 or 5 months ago
Samson has been my favorite Regina song since I discovered it 4 or 5 months ago
i love the sound of water hitting a hot frying pan
I need this ache to go away
installing world in multi-user mode is exhilarating!
Étrangère : http://web.syr.edu/~kskelly/comics/floss7.jpg
i'd just want the face, so i'd use a bonesaw myself...
^ You could possibly peel the skin off and plaster it onto a mold; much less physical effort involved. Though preserving the eyes might present somewhat of a problem with this alternative...
Hmm...it's funny how my original comment was interpreted
Hmm...it's funny how my original comment was interpreted
leggo my ego
weekends are so depressing
they're either referencing the apostles or the beatles.
Starving my ass off.
Starving my ass off.
10<sup>4</sup>+4
(10^4)+5
if you can't trust discovery channel, what CAN you trust?
You can trust that you can't trust anything :D
My friend talking to me at the bar:
"We need to find you a fellatious woman, man! ARE THERE ANY FELLATIOUS WOMEN HERE?!"
"We need to find you a fellatious woman, man! ARE THERE ANY FELLATIOUS WOMEN HERE?!"
damnit, ttf--get online and check out unarchived archives!
zoof?
pimpin made ez
Damn it feels good to be a banksta.
"everyone must breathe until their dying breath" (regina spektor). this is a brilliant realization.
@lucas: and a good song
merry christmas ttf. or if you aren't down, enjoy the day off :)
hello from 2009
see you in a little less than five hours :).
Every day, farther away from where I was.
DENIED!
(turns out new theatre is digital only.)
(turns out new theatre is digital only.)
:(
*shrug*
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Aw. :(
Probably for the best. Except Encyclopedia Dramatica is pretty amazing.
Probably for the best. Except Encyclopedia Dramatica is pretty amazing.
Larz wants porn? :-o
Gatz Wants Étrangère.
So so tired.
So so tired.
yeah quezcotl got killed way back in the day when mayan rap was at war with toltec rap.
titz mcgee
Fuck Slumdog Millionaire.
ZERO FRESHIES!
sooooo jealous
I get it :)
<3
yea no inside jokes. Please share.
I don't get it
No inside joke...I just did my research (you can too!)
ttf unanimously rejects inside jokes http://is.gd/haSb
BIG BROTHER
GRANDE HERMANO
GRANDE HERMANO
Sweet, sweet tit-licking son of Mary and Joseph. It's cold outside.
no girl can freak me, i'm just too nasty
You nasty Larz! ... I don't care!
(Big Pun allusion/reference)
(Big Pun allusion/reference)
"I've always hated you, and we're not dating, but do you want to hook up in the bathroom?"
"my banner i laid down with a sigh" --b&s
And everything is alright! - Ice Cube
MY NAME IS LARZ
^ My Name is Big Elly!
wish I had a midget lady I could carry around in my pants all day to suck my nuts.
wish I had a midget lady I could carry around in my pants all day to suck my nuts.
:(
It's working.
It's lying.
i hate dentists
lr> look around you, there's angels amongst us!
"Baby, I can see your halo" - on the radio tonight
Found Etrangere
64206 vs. 139 ?
64206, because it's not prime
64206 == 0x0000FACE == equiv("face") == concept("Étrangère")
139 == inv_blog_post("i don't know how to do this") == concept("lucas")
i guess she wins? :(
139 == inv_blog_post("i don't know how to do this") == concept("lucas")
i guess she wins? :(
"come on, face!" (sufjan stevens, the avalanche)
"i'm selling my time to the man who sells style--that time should be mine . . . to waste on you"
(the national, theory of the crows)
(the national, theory of the crows)
I need to change my life.
"oh your face and everything that you say" (nada surf, from now on)
lonelier than ever before
No, you need to get a life. Seriously.
"take charge!" --a sticker on the inside of the employee entrance of the local ups service center.
another person just got shit-listed. :/
stay busy making tragedy smile
i can has 'splosions? ... ... BOOM ... BOOM!
That German exhibit is full of sausages, cars with heaters that don't work, and identification papers.
You could live in the sea, and I could be a bird
some people are amazing at being lame--but some are amazing at being amazing <3
half maia, half amazon
she said she wants to talk. what is there left to say?
be nice to females, give a bitch a hug
paul francis actin' like he's on the same drugs!
Never even felt the authects of a strange buzz
G1 + wifi = awesome.
i did well, but not well enough. i'm glad that i ultimately failed. i want to keep you at a distance.
Point me to the sky above, I can get their on my own
Is this my life?
nobody said it was easy
I need to gtfo out of here.
"i'm outta here!"
don't underestimate layer 1 problems.
fuck fedex.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeah fuck fedex
"that girl looks like a keeper" —étrangère
"Because fuck you, that's why." -- me to my boss this morning.
oo feisty
The essence of drama is conflict. Which is why they gave me this taser.
"Is this lady for real?" --my brother
In love!
sick girl
ready for love..
ap: where you guys going?
when? what??
"attraversiamo"
"let us cross over"
"cross over what? where are you guys going?"
trying to play a song on an instrument and singing at the same time is very difficult :]
"Jesus, Kevin, this game is like the Crank 2 of video games only more violent."
-- me to my brother, regarding Prototype.
-- me to my brother, regarding Prototype.
patience is tiring.
> i wanna kiss her mom just for having this daughter
I did, and it was WEIRD.
I did, and it was WEIRD.
Are you talking about "the" mom? or a specific daughter's mom? :-o
This is it.
are you ready for the rest of your life?
Blue balled.
hahaha
aw
aw
Hello from Maxlor's apartment in Switzerland!
Pics or it isn't happening.
yay switzerland!
> Pics or it isn't happening.
He's sleeping now, but I'll get some when he wakes up.
He's sleeping now, but I'll get some when he wakes up.
Hah! hi Maxlor.
romance is dead.
p.s., "bitches be wanting babies" (gatz)
lol. how do you kill a boring sunday afternoon ?
@bluet, say hello to Maxlor.
@bluet, say hello to Maxlor.
... more than you will ever know
2:27
2:27
... less than you've always wanted
1:39
1:39
how about unabashedly bawling your eyes out?
rockford still is not open. i refuse to get coffee elsewhere! :(
"I would smack a bitch for not understanding the new york real estate market."
PASSION PIT
FILM PHOTOGRAPHY IS AN ABSURDLY EXPENSIVE HOBBY D':
me> "ante up, larz!"
I DID. I WON.
I DID. I WON.
Now, wait for the part where your heart explodes.
As of 8:00 am yesterday: 4 hrs. asleep, 35 hrs. awake!
goodnight?
Fuck yes, Etrangere. Keep going!
I only made it to 39 :(
Noooo. I'm working on about 5 hours of sleep over 3 days now!!!! |m|
Are you a robot?
P.S. happy belated birthday!
P.S. happy belated birthday!
Couldn't sleep the other day. The nightmares ruined my sleep yesterday. Just have not been able to sleep.
(Thanks!)
(Thanks!)
Yay, another job where I need to shower before and after work!
"I think he thinks I'm a flower." - dannyp
Wtf, Pirate Bay, you are made of fail.
I'm in Tucson, and it's 103 degrees out. :D
78°F here. :D
"NASA doesn't care about Nascar." (wsj, 26 aug 2009)
I hate fat people
ten papers left until milestone!
"they're all about getting into things.. like.. physically" --fsmart
"Only hacks like O. Henry and Agatha Christie confused narrative art with "telling a good story" in Spielberg's sense."
talks like one of the guys but doesn't smile that way
non-polar yet supreme polarity.
The only wrong thing is doing nothing.
As long as you do something, it's right.
Philosophy News Today: Dannyp Did Nothing - A practical application of impossibility.
"you're never too old for college girls!" --my dad
Noise can be hostile.
I wanted to watch Pamela anderson's new extreme video .... it turned out to be kentucky fried cruelty :(
couples ballet is hot.
cake and wine!
i frequently wonder why i don't live in a place where the sun is always out.
come to nz its super warm here!
" a.aaaarg.org Neat little site, plus it kinda looks like you helped design it. :p" --phi_ to me
FWD: FWD: merry xmas! thank you baby jesus for the exciting redbull and delicious turkey flavored sunchips that are powering me through this roadtrip. good heal
Hi from 2010.
that site is interesting.
hi, bluet. how is it? I'll see you there in about five hours.
hi, bluet. how is it? I'll see you there in about five hours.
> how is it?
Dark.
Dark.
it's dark here too. what a disappointment.
aaaarg doesn't give a fuck about pagination!
"I like fucking people up with lights and magic" - dannyp
solid
wtf ... Who keeps the thermostat at 68?!
AAAARG is a conversation platform - at different times it performs as a school, or a reading group, or a journal.
looks like there's a lot of great stuff on there. i think i'll (try to) register.
yeah, get in.
"I hope it's not your soul your baby" --awesome voice transcription error
"oh nvm bc i saw a guy that looked like you that was smoking that had the same smoking "fuck you, im better" look to him" -- Friend thought he saw me down by Rice the other day, said this about the incident.
"Naw, they love my body. I'm a sex symbol. Some women love it like this — that's all steak and potatoes right there." - Tracey Morgan
hahahah steak and potatoes!!
i have a girlfriend.
Congrats nestor.
My state of mind's purple.
My state of mind's purple.
Congrats, man!
At least I got chicken.
Yay nestor!
Beware the average man, the average woman...
nestor: do you consider this to be good news or bad news?
i consider this to be good news. i've been sort of interested in her for a long time, and my personality is really suited to monogamy.
fair enough
Good news, nestor, and good response!
...pic of boy + girl?
you mean pic of girl?
her's her with one of my roommates when they were in israel last week.
http://bit.ly/chRv35
her's her with one of my roommates when they were in israel last week.
http://bit.ly/chRv35
Queso: great snack ... or greatest?
> you mean pic of girl?
Nah, I meant pic of you and girl. But I have a feeling you knew that. :P
She went to Israel with your roommate? Did they know each other before you and she met?
Nah, I meant pic of you and girl. But I have a feeling you knew that. :P
She went to Israel with your roommate? Did they know each other before you and she met?
Like a woman to instigate! haha i'm kidding Étrangère
Hey I'm just asking the questions on everyone else's mind!
Or maybe they aren't. Maybe it's normal to reply to a request for a couples' pic with a similar-looking pic of your girl with...your roommate...
Or maybe they aren't. Maybe it's normal to reply to a request for a couples' pic with a similar-looking pic of your girl with...your roommate...
Internet Stalker!
they went to israel as part of a big group, 25 people.
Breathe out ..... so I can breathe you in ....
"with his jealous eyes" (popup, "love triangle")
"It is important to understand what's up. They don't, but--"
still waiting on aaaarg :(
I, on the other hand, just began my first downloads on Karagarga!
Why, you lousy stinkin', Francophonic, bacon-lovin' bastards, your country's just a giant piece of sh--
(We originally wrote this article in Word, but then we converted it to Latex to make it look more like science.)
unexpected :-o
python -m SimpleHTTPServer
Boredom is a disease worse than cancer.
Phi speaks the truth.
"Please, don't drink the water."
"Your resistance is useless, it is useless to resist it." -Cake
"we have tested the water. it is now safe to drink the water. repeat, we have tested the water. it is now safe to drink the water."
"Remember, only one line."
"Your destiny is like your son, you tell it where to go, and how to get there."
... because urine speaks louder than words on cops and politicians.
"Because turtles are animals."
for a second I thought this was the acronym thread and I was going to declare phi_ the unconditional winner.
hahah
PE= Peeing Extensively
(6:28:08 PM) David.Ontiveros@gmail.com/Work(Pidgi2E98BD58: shit man I need to have a 3some
increasing my post count by 1... a few times
"Icarus" is such a badass name.
^ Icarus reminds of NES hearts.
May be planning a getaway soon.
May be planning a getaway soon.
Peeing rapidly.
Pooping happily.
you're gonna be someone's best friend
har har har
I am a narwhal.
I have to go now. My Planet needs me.
what is this Justin Beiber creature, and why is it calling me shorty?
Fuck that guy.
:(
i don't get it
boy, i haven't read cyanide and happiness in a looooooooooooooooong time
I feel like a fuckin' gun.
going paperless is a journey, not a destination -bsdlite
Gonna take a river carp and ram it up your butt
BONE THUGS!!!!
I'm always melting in your heat
i once colon cleansed all up in her bathroom
poop -> vagina => melt
D:
..
sorry
D:
..
sorry
oh my god
D:
D:
...
:D
done undergrad.
:)
"i have a huge soft spot for people washing windows with squeegees"
- andyp
- andyp
'When I eat at home, I butter the whole slice at once, like a completely rude bastard."
- one of my favorite people to follow on flickr
- one of my favorite people to follow on flickr
Man, I find weird things every time I use the search feature.
Man, fuck you ttf. It's Monday night and this place is dead. What the fuck are you niggers up to?!
spending way to much time fixing my music filenames so that they will look good in ampache
N-bomber!!!
It's a good feeling when you can fire off 6 rounds into a bulls-eye one-handed.
revision: I AM TEXAS.
revision: I AM TEXAS.
DENNIS HOPPER FUCKING DIED.
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Yeah and gary coleman.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Gatorade, the thirst quencher.
Gary Coleman already died many times in Postal 2
THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!
"MVC isn't about minimizing execution time" --bsdlite
it was in a heredoc anyway: shit on my balls
I miss having a job with clearly communicated expectations.
huh.
omg wtf?
omfgwtfbbq!?!
wow, that just made my morning.
I suspected that one would catch your eye, larz
where did you see it?
Live at the BBQ.
> where did you see it?
I can't find it...someone on here recently posted a cartoon somewhere, though, and that was like the next one in line.
I can't find it...someone on here recently posted a cartoon somewhere, though, and that was like the next one in line.
My life isn't absolutely fucking miserable anymore and that makes me nervous as hell.
I have doubts.
World Cup. Ruined.
"You could have gotten away with a lot last night, and it's not like I wasn't being obvious about it."
tmi
Not really, tmi would be telling you about how I got away with a bunch of stuff yesterday. :-P
outta here
when the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world
lion king!
"this is a really successful thread... " --dbrown
nursing homes with razor wire
sushi is rough
Heat Index = 107F.
HUFF JENK ERRYDAY
Gonna try to get into the Denver Mint tomorrow
The Lazy River has never been lazierrrrrrrrr...
Violence is like XML -- if it's not solving your problem, you're not using enough of it!
"I'm a big girl." --étrangère
Joy is but the shadow pain casts.
Google is cute today.
"running up/down [mt.] baldy is like trying to fuck a waterfall" --bsdlite
mindfuck
I saw the finest minds of my generation destroyed by computer science degrees.
My brain is tingly.
corporate america is fun!
echo "ebg guvegrra pna or qbar hfvat gur ge pbzznaq. gunaxf jvxvcrqvn! " | tr 'A-Za-z' 'N-ZA-Mn-za-m'
hm. maybe ttf needs javascript hashes and such
"I'm a virgin, but I'll have sex. I don't give a fuck."
Drunk freshmen say the funniest things.
Drunk freshmen say the funniest things.
> hm. maybe ttf needs javascript hashes and such
> maybe ttf needs javascript
> ttf needs javascript
> needs javascript
lol c'est-ce?
> maybe ttf needs javascript
> ttf needs javascript
> needs javascript
lol c'est-ce?
- Ammon HennacyOh, judge, your damn laws: the good people don't need them and the bad people don't follow them so what good are they?
a post above by me on 07/07/07...
"damn coffee shop slimmies"
"damn coffee shop slimmies"
I have to take my first drug test tomorrow, and it's a real doozie; 5 panel drug + alcohol.
i wish they'd do hair tests. the urine thing is disgusting.
Yeah, it kind of was. They don't let you wash your hands until you give it to them. :(
Drug tests ... ?!?!
UAs are such a joke anyway.
anyway I passed :D
(and got the job) :\
(and got the job) :\
What? You need to take a drug test for a job?
Congrats.
Congrats.
Yeah, and they did a background and credit check (I support the executive team of a bank)
Thanks
Thanks
What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names.
Quadrapelirate?
"i can't read squares. squares don't mean anything to me." --bsdlite
"We're going to need a lot more booze." - my supervisor being totally serious
"well, this is going to be loud." <BLAMMO> "wow, that actually was very loud."
This thread is heinously long...I dread opening it sans freshie.
Fuck, now I can't even remember why I came here ARGH.
It's 80F outside according to NOAA, though thermometer outside reads 84F. I love Houston winters. :D
http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?City … tField1=29 .9621&textField2=-95.6987
http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?City … tField1=29 .9621&textField2=-95.6987
Berlin is freezing. :/
santa didn't come. :[
27C3 is swell.
i have many friends there
But why aren't you here, hmmm?
family holiday for me. aiming for ccc camp though.
well done: http://www.amazon.com/review/RG6VRZ5AR9ZYO/
I was wondering why I had a tab open for that david hasselhof cd review......pretty hilarious though.
it's 3 a.m. in bozeman. i'm leaving to drive to idaho falls to take the net+ and security+ exams. :|
A proper password is like pornography. You can't tell what it is, but you know it when you see it.
I kinda wish my first name was "Gomez"; he's a bad ass.
i got a reply to my reply to an amazon review of the unbearable lightness of being.
Sure chattr +i will solve the problem, but it's kinda like turning your TV off with a .45
"Mr. Ellison is my dad, he died in '47. Call me Harlan"
<3
A weekend loaded up with surprises.
youtube.com/leanback
Sometimes I think about buying a puppy, too.
awful
how can you not find a puppy adorable?!
a few are. but they're also obnoxious and messy (especially with defecation and urination).
Male cats spray everywhere, Luke, but you don't see me saying cats are awful.
Mostly I wouldn't get a dog because they don't smell good...and they are harder to care for properly because they require more directed effort (showing a dog attention by taking it out to play fetch vs. showing a cat affection by petting it while you read).
Mostly I wouldn't get a dog because they don't smell good...and they are harder to care for properly because they require more directed effort (showing a dog attention by taking it out to play fetch vs. showing a cat affection by petting it while you read).
i didn't say dogs are awful. i said the idea of getting a puppy is awful because they are obnoxious and don't poop and pee in mindful places.
“If you look at the quantum mechanics inside a black hole, things get pretty weird!”
Puppies are stupid cute. Like... stupid cute. Kittens look like some sort of deformed mutant cat. I dunno. Maybe I just hate cats.
I think you are a horrible person.
That's because some cat's brain weevels have gotten into your head and infected your brains.
I saw three different people run into walls today at work. wtf?
The brain weevels are spreading...
to be sure, there are cat parasites that affect humans' cognition (see radiolab, specifically, the scratch)
This thread is heinously long
Heh... You said 'anus'.
This thread is heinously long
HAX!
*eyes explode*
Danny, how the shit do you get your animated avatars to work??
they're just animated gifs. there is some software that lets you do the images frame by frame. i cheated and did a lot of googling for ones the right size, format, in a style of image i liked. i also made a few of my own :D there's software to compile animated gifs from various stills.
i wish i was skiing today
FUCK I FEEL GOOD
Aw, today I feel rather mediocre.
Maybe I should get a tattoo that says "Don't panic."
awesome review: http://www.rei.com/product/800909
fuck fuck fuck--my work laptop isn't working, and i have urgent on-call tasks. gotta run to the office! :|
:-(
Down with this sort of thing
Thread bumping spreeee...fuck I hate loading this goddamn thread.
Ran into Gatz outside the library.
Was that the first time you've met?
Nope... second!
haha whoa
It's time to play Sheen, Beck, or Qaddafi!
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/its_time … ck_or.html
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/its_time … ck_or.html
That was harder than it seemed. They're all fucking crazy.
6 right, 3 right after one failure, 6 totally wrong
A stiffy?
happy birthday dp!
well, happy day of celebration, anyway!
well, happy day of celebration, anyway!
ZERO FRESHIES!
lovin' hest. :p
1 am: panic attack. spent 10 mins on the phone with some nurse. clenching the shit out of my teeth. :(
That probably should have gone in the "what happened" thread.
Well ... What did happen? That just came out of nowhere or did something initiate it?
seriously
panic attacks... never had one of those... sounds bad.
They're awful. Awful.
My one line....
On a (borrowed) R52. TP represent.
My one line....
On a (borrowed) R52. TP represent.
Honestly I don't know what happened. I was fine going to bed...I did have some pretty serious congestion that made breathing slightly more difficult (but it was nothing new since I get sick often now) but all of a sudden I realized I was going to suffocate to death while laying there, regardless of whether or not I was sleeping. I felt like I knew I was actually going to die. I was trying to figure out what I would use to give myself a tracheotomy. But then I gave up thinking about how to save myself because I knew I would just pass out and die anyway.
I remember some of the things I was thinking during the two hours of panic, and they do not make sense to me. It's like I actually went crazy for a while.
What triggered yours, phi_?
I remember some of the things I was thinking during the two hours of panic, and they do not make sense to me. It's like I actually went crazy for a while.
What triggered yours, phi_?
Did I mention I knew I was going to die alone and that no one would find me for several days and that I would be a disgusting mess by the time they did? I was upset because I couldn't convince myself anyone would even know to look for me.
Keep in mind this whole time, my housemate was snoring away one wall over....
Keep in mind this whole time, my housemate was snoring away one wall over....
I opened google maps to make sure I knew exactly where the urgent care clinic in my neighborhood is. This despite knowing (when I wasn't out of my mind, that is) that the ER is even closer than that...and that my housemate could have just driven me.
> What triggered yours, phi_?
I have them pretty regularly, maybe a few times a month, sometimes less. They're always stress-related, either work or school, rarely personal. I end up in bed for a couple of hours, before I have the coordination to smoke a cigarette.
I have them pretty regularly, maybe a few times a month, sometimes less. They're always stress-related, either work or school, rarely personal. I end up in bed for a couple of hours, before I have the coordination to smoke a cigarette.
Fake dissertation title: Punisher War Zone: Feminist Critique of Organized Violence
Geez, a few times a month?? I couldn't handle that. You're not interested in drugs or something to help?
I couldn't afford anything anyway, so I've never given it much thought. They suck for a few hours, but then I go about my day. *shrug*
don't worry phi, i dropped some ativan in the mail for you
... really?
nah
Editing video on a netbook is infuriating!
haha i bet
1024x600 .... just think about that.
that's hd, right?
No, that's the resolution on my netbook.
i know, i'm joking
"Religious people should have to wear medical bracelets that let people know they are prone to delusional fits."
Dear nny—
I have this really strong hunch you would be a lot more relaxed/carefree/happy if you stopped feeling personally responsible for encouraging the believers of the world to retract their faith.
All the best,
-Rebecca
I have this really strong hunch you would be a lot more relaxed/carefree/happy if you stopped feeling personally responsible for encouraging the believers of the world to retract their faith.
All the best,
-Rebecca
Ander I braved this stupid thread sans freshie to wish you a happy birthnight!
ʎuu ⊂ dʎuuɐp
:)
adorable exchange, boys :-J
nny:
Mockery of religion is one of the most essential things... one of the beginnings of human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority.
the church should be mocked thoroughly, as any authority should. people with religious convictions, not so much.
and hitchens is kind of a tool.
and hitchens is kind of a tool.
Hitchens is hilarious.
Like Mahatma Gandhi followed by a horde of hotties.
My name's Ryan Dunn, and this is Drunk Driving.
> My name's Ryan Dunn, and this is Drunk Driving.
What a loser. Hope you burn in hell and all that.
What a loser. Hope you burn in hell and all that.
:(
What? He got drunk, got in a car, and not only managed to get himself killed, but also his passenger.
With the same ease he could have killed other people.
No respect AT ALL for that dude.
With the same ease he could have killed other people.
No respect AT ALL for that dude.
Oh, I thought you were yelling at me for some reason.
No, of course not. :)
holy shit, I thought the same
P.S. this thread loads in the bat of an eyelash at work, apparently. I hate it when I see hard evidence that my mac is old and sucks. :'-(
it is very dependent (probably moreso) on the connection speed as well.
phew! that means I can continue living in la-la land with this baby.
...
*strokes macbook affectionately*
...
*strokes macbook affectionately*
This could be reaching or drowning, depending on whether you've got a tendency to worry.
Should see the gumball 3000 movie he made with bam margeira and tony hawk.
crush fetish wtf?!?!
You've never seen a crush video before? How cute.
Status quo now!
Down with this sort of thing!
are you opposing the one line only part 2 thread, phi_?
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Time for a new one!
Time for a new one!
This thread will never die.
Squid have three hearts.
I guess squid also squirm after death with the application of soy sauce. :\ Thanks g+.
Hope.
I am not going to let this die. This thread deserves our continued allegiance.
you fucking hoodlums
the good things in life come by way of hustling
"not well enough; it takes a lot more than the presence of veins alone for hands to arouse me (or even to be considered "nice"). those hands fall short in several ways" - Etrangere
self-loathing in isla vista
:(
nny, were you using the search or something?
=P just thought that out of context that statement was utterly bizarre
well, I have a hand fetish
and a bass beats fetish
sometimes when they combine things in my world explode :D
"those hands fall short in several ways" makes me laugh.
"things in my world explode" :o
i can't imagine what bongos do for you...
sometimes those make the veins blow up and I'm not such a huge fan of that...just normal ones :D
That statement is so classist it could put on a top hat and hunt foxes for sport.
It's official: if you don't love Pootie Tang, you hate comedy.
I hate web design, and I'll be glad when this class is done with on Saturday.
"Glasses are sexist." - My dad.
I feel like women are commodities. I always want more. - Me
sounds like local non-satiation to me.
nah. i think it's more like pokenomics. gotta catch em all.
fair enough. i assumed a homogeneous commodity.
It's an interesting question you pose.
"Why bother to learn shell programming, when you could be out there rollerblading or trying to get a date?" -- Brian (on Facebook)
Still not loving police ... - Dr. Dre
for proper credit, I quoted that from this page: http://www.ooblick.com/text/sh/
Hehe. Also bonus points to that site for the Babylon 5 reference.
Creativity is no substitute for knowing what you are doing
London bound in a few weeks.
the webcam light on my laptop has been on all day and it's kind of freaking me out.
also hot toddies give you a sweet sweet buzz. I hate that name.
asemi> the webcam light on my laptop has been on all day and it's kind of freaking me out.
read this
read this
malware can give remote access to my webcam? I knew that.
haha fine :p
i just happened to see that on facebook yesterday and decided to post it
i just happened to see that on facebook yesterday and decided to post it
"Larz is a keeper and will last all night." (source)
that's a pretty strong endorsement
Professor screamed at me today; contemplated an assault charge.
for what? (the screaming)
Because I adjusted the pan settings for one of the dialogue microphones on the soundboard.
(Seriously.)
(Seriously.)