nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
I can't do it. Lord knows I want to write several apps for my droid. But I refuse to subject myself to JAVA. That language is all that is wrong with technology today. It is internet AIDS. Why the hell did google decide to fuck their entire developer base with that piece of shit SDK of theirs? I mean really? WHY THE FUCK DID THEY DO THAT!?!
You wanna know why the android market sucks? It's because google put a gun against their own marketability's head and pulled the trigger sending java clear through its brain pan and covering all of us customers in what can best be described as a the world worst idea delivered as a projectile pulp.
Fuck you google. Fuck your SDK team. And Fuck the piece of shit that approved this. I hope you all die in fires, watching as your loved ones are devoured by walruses.
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
Java sucks. Code for iPhone.
Yes, but Apple and the iPhone sucks.
SymbianOS Seems fairly flexible
http://developer.symbian.org/
You can use Java, Flash, C, C++, some special Symbian C++ thing, Python, Ruby
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
Symbian fuckin' blows. Maybe MeeGo will catch on.
@nny there are plenty of languages running on top of the jvm today, like jruby, jpython, clojure and scala. I believe most of them have good java integration, so you could deal with java just in the outer layers of your apps (just when calling Android APIs), build some abstraction layers around them to make them feel more like one of the better languages and then use that language for most of your logic.
nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
No java. None. Unacceptable. Java has no place on this earth and all if it's followers MUST be purged. The language is a plague. The only remedy is total and utter ruthless extermination of anything Java touches.
That sounds very reasonable.
nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
You've got to draw the line somewhere man.
> Symbian fuckin' blows. Maybe MeeGo will catch on.
C++ :-(
After Java is purged, C++ is next!
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
C++ rocks man.
You disappoint me :-(
Chiken
Don't Let Your Walls Down
oh man nny, you should talk to one of my profs. he's got this giant boner for java.
nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
Yeah your prof should try actually working in the field before he starts teaching it to people.
Java sucks. Code for iPhone.
True that. Objective-C is for the WIN. C++ is for anyone. C# is for the lose.
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
What's wrong with C++ Carpet? Yes I do understand it has a lack of data structures, but whatever. Code that shit on your own if you need to or import a library. And Chiken, your professor needs to STFU seriously. I had a professor who had a major hard on for Java and I called his ass out on it. Fuck that ho. Give me 15 points because you didn't include vector.h .... sorry that was another beef I had with him.
Chiken
Don't Let Your Walls Down
haha i couldn't give a shit either way, but i always laugh in class when someone wants to do something with another programming language and he flips out.
nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
If I was in his class, I'd likely have killed him by now.
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
Sorry for the running you over prank.
> What's wrong with C++ Carpet?
Here it is from the "big man" Bjarne Stroustrup himself ;-)
http://www.nsbasic.com/desktop/info/interview.shtml
Carpetsmoker: Yeah! :D
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
Oh, it's fake, REALLY?!?!?! I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT!!!!
;-)
nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
DaGr8Gatzby
Drunk by Myself
So my job may be looking for an Android developer from the inside. I am thinking about taking it and then killing myself half way through.
asemisldkfj
the law is no protection
do it! get an android phone!