I always knew my threads would fail :P
the office ones are decent
thats what she said is one of those "you had to be there" kinds of things, I think
Ok, I'll bite. But I'm just putting the intros! (you already know the responses)
me: I saw that coming the second it was out of my mouth.
roommate: Hold on, let me pull out; I'm too tight to the bush.
me: If this fucking thing was smaller I could cram it in without breaking it.
me: I'll just eat out the bacon.
So a friend of mine was visiting Scotland from Ireland and this lady comes up to him at a party and says "Wouldya like to have a go at me bush?"
Apparently... that did not mean what he thought it meant.
Apparently... that did not mean what he thought it meant.
so what did it mean?
Basically she was asking him if he wanted some scotch.
lol