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nny's avatar
14 years ago
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nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
I am DYING to write some apps for android. But their SDK is utter crap. Why the hell did they do this? What fucking moron got up and said "HERE'S OUR BRILLIANT PLAN! LET'S MAKE THE SDK COMPLETELY FUCKING USELESS!" and got a standing ovation from his superiors?

I mean... how the fuck did this happen?

Why isn't anyone doing anything to correct it?

THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD!!!!

And here I am stuck... I love my droid. I do... But I can't fucking code for it in any distributable way. Do I go back to apple? No fuck those guys... itunes is absolute shit. And you know what... fuck the app store.

Seriously... maybe my next phone should be a nokia.
Carpetsmoker's avatar
14 years ago
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Martin
What about Symbian? You can write stuff in C, C++, Python, Ruby, and Java.

Symbian is also Open Source now.
nny's avatar
14 years ago
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nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
I know... doesn't run on my droid. Tempted to say fuck you to google and their fucked up SDK.
nny's avatar
14 years ago
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nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
I found the Dalvik developers email. I asked him to ask google to produce an SDK that doesn't use dalvik.
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14 years ago
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nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
Oh, and he's a furry.
phi_'s avatar
14 years ago
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phi_
... and let the Earth be silent after ye.
Ew.
nny's avatar
14 years ago
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nny
M̮͈̣̙̰̝̃̿̎̍ͬa͉̭̥͓ț̘ͯ̈́t̬̻͖̰̞͎ͤ̇ ̈̚J̹͎̿̾ȏ̞̫͈y̭̺ͭc̦̹̟̦̭̫͊̿ͩeͥ̌̾̓ͨ
Yep. Google is yiffing android developers.