rent an m1 mac in a barn, which can run ios programs (i think), and connect to it over vnc or something similar. enjoy instagram on your thinkpad
https://www.rentyourmac.com/cloud/m1-mac-cloud/
that's a pretty good solution. i tried installing android emulation on my x200s, but it wouldn't work with instagram. i'll look into remote hosting.
nny
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My personal cell phone is running a chinesium build of android. I ask chinese Alexa about tianemen square a lot.