i am proposing a competition between myself and my contemporary, michael j. schuld. the competition has the following categories:
1. computer cracking skills
2. combat skills
3. stunt driving skills
4. cooking skills
5. dancing skills
6. survival skills
7. social engineering skills
8. debauchery skills
9. STIX CHOICE
LETS GO, STIX
i'm going to start entering proposals for category match-ups.
1. i propose that we each try to hack one of the other person's website. the first to succeed wins.
7. i propose that we each attempt to steal an identity of a deceased person. the first to have a valid, state-issued birth certificate in his hands wins.
some of the other categories will require judges, i think.
2. I am not sure about this one as I have had the formal taekwondo training. Are we talking fighting each other here, or each fighting something else (a bear for instance.)
4. Definately judged. Probably by a chick.
5. see 4
6. Mountain Man styles. Not sure where/when we would pull this. Probably over a break sometime this year. Go to the mountains with 1 pack of shit and come out alive.
8. define plz
9. I'll have to think on this one
de·bauch·ery
1 a : extreme indulgence in sensuality b plural : ORGIES
2 archaic : seduction from virtue or duty
i was thinking about the art of seduction from virtue. however, we could make this category incorporate both definitions.
Hess
Well on the way to the unknown
1) Some fair-play rules might need to be in place on this one. No changing your server the day before competition begins. The other issue is available times. One of you might have schedual conflicts or prior commitments which would give the other an advantage.
2) Fighting each other is probably not a good idea. It might conflict with #8.
3) Same course? Side-by-side or time-trial? Rally style? You also might need to drive the same vehicle to keep all things the same.
4&5) Neutral 3rd party judging required. Also, cooking the same dish and dancing to the same song might level the field.
6) Judging this might be difficult.
7) Yeah...ok. Time limits.
8) Some college party? Is it to busted nut or make-out?
Sounds like a good time though. I hope all goes well.
Hess
ah hess come on 6 would be cake, person with the most quality information gained from the engineering wins, tie means round two.
8. cannot have anything to do with fucking/making out/anything with a girl. this will not work for the same reason that me and dp's tight palm contest failed. i learned one thing: YOU PLAY WITH FIRE, YOU GONNA GET BURNED
p.s. if anyone has an idea for the ninth category, please propose it!
andyp
nothing is wrong - what are you scared of?
rapping!
jason
comes outta nowhere
jerxstation spelling bee #2
hahahah killer ideas
me and mjs need a television series
#8 is being perceived by the masses (or hess) incorrectly. Debauchery could be the complete conversion to atheism of someone very much inclined towards christianity as well. It seems to be a much broader category.
Larz:
Do we start a new thread for the Europe version or just bus' it here?
it's your choice.
Hess
Well on the way to the unknown
"de·bauch·ery
1 a : extreme indulgence in sensuality"
I also have this one:
http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=debauchery
My mistake?? Just pop some E and wait for the V ictory!!!
I realize you are just using the outmoded definition. I consider the matter closed.
Hess
haha
phi_
... and let the Earth be silent after ye.
I'm giving a prize to the winner of #7.
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ugh
rhythm sticks.. get 'em.. go!