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had an microeconomics exam yesterday from 1-3pm. went drinking with grad students right afterwards at spectators. played some pool, tc came down. destiny drove me home, sobered up, went to schuld's house with db. then me and db hit the bars.

at the pourhouse i saw cale again (he was at spec's earlier). also saw brittany and kadri! so db had a face off with db-female #1 (#2 is caitlin). she sketched on him for a bit, so he talked to brittany. kadri comes back and she's hatin' on being called db-female. i let them face off some more. then db's pissed.

while sitting at the table with kadri and others, db messages me:
"Your girl is full of shit. I'm sick of her already. Lets go."

i get caught up in talking philosophy with her. she is making ridiculous claims and acting like her beliefs are objective fact.

db messages: "Let's hit it soon. Ok if you nod your head twice."

i keep talking with her... db's pissed and walks into the other room.

db messages: "Please wrap it up"

bar closes (2am), i leave, find db, and we make the trek home (~30 blocks).

we go 16 blocks out of the way to buy my drunk ass cigarettes, and db proceeds to talk to the gas station girl (the girl) about civil war history.

walking along college, city cops pull over.

db to lr: "dude, chill."
lr to db: "i can keep walking..."
cop to db: "what's your name?"
db: "david brown."
cop: "are you 21?"
db: "yes."
cop: "where are you going?"
db: "to his house."
cop: "okay. we're looking for someone with a fur coat. sorry."

cop jumps into his car and speeds away.

stumble home, db bitches about kadri and says that he hopes that db-female #2 is better than #1.

awful hangover this morning, db gone

got a phone call from caitlin, shared a couch with her for five hours at a cafe

we were discussing what to do with our lives. i tell her to get a napkin and just start writing on it. whatever she fills the blank with she should do. she says that she'd just draw a picture of larz. "larzlarzlarzlarzlarz!"

bought some clove cigs and smoked one

This weekend I went to Missoula for the cat/griz game and on we left on friday night at about 10 and once we arrived we went straight to a party. Missoula people cant drink for shit so it only went on until about 12:30. Some guy underhand threw a beer at this chick for the next game of beer pong, the full uncracked beer hit her friends elbow and proceeded to bust her in the nose. So she started bleeding everywere. This was kind of a party killer and people slowly filtered out until there was about 5 or 6 of us left and my friend who lives in Missoula was just completely trashed and had fallen over in the bathroom. His few other friends got the bright idea of chucking all the empty beer cans on the beer pong table at him and throwing full party cups of beer. So the bathroom floor was completely soaked and he ended up getting hit in the face with a full beer and he was bleeding right above his eyebrow. He ended up losing his keys and we slept in his dorm room on his hard ass futon. So we woke up the next morning hit up some Dennys then we went tail gaiting and I just watched the game on TV because I didnt feel like spending $50 on a ticket, chiken snuck in. After the game we went and checked out the skate park and met up with some friends. We drive all the fuck over town trying to find the place and are like w/e fuck this lets head back. We hop in the interstate and 2 miles away is the orange street exit which was the street we needed to be on, so we end up staying and driving around for a few hours. We get this chick from highschool on the phone and go chill with her and a few of her friends in her dorm. We try to sneak beer in, which was the most catastrophic act of smoothness I have ever seen. Our plan was to go in a side door because there was like 6 RA's gaurding the front entrance. And we thought the girls knew how to sneak shit in, so we use the side door and the fire alarm goes off. Me and one girl are playing it off like oh we didnt know, just being cool and keep on going. We head to the elevator while chiken, one of my roomies, and the other girl immediately turn around and go back out the door. So I drop the crap off I got and then finally they come back in and of course its so suspicious at this point the RA follows them up to the 8th floor but luckily couldnt find the room we were in. We sat around and drank in their room and chilled until about 4 in the morning slept a bit then drove back to Butte today. There was a pretty good car wreck. That weekend I had never seen so many cops and people pulled over. The night we arrived there was like 100 people in Pita Pit and a couple cops with party lights had just pulled up. Drunk people we're probably fighting or something. Thats just the short version of what happened this weekend.

that party sounds ridiculous.

cop: "okay. we're looking for someone with a fur coat. sorry."

That just cracked me up, I suppose there aren't a ton running around. But there is enough to were you will find the wrong person a lot.

My roommate and I are walking to the mailboxes to get the day's mail--what else would we be doing there?

We pass by one apartment building, and a girl comes RUNNING out of her second floor place at full-speed. She practically falls down all the stairs and into us.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY CIGARETTES?"
My roommate and I: "No."
"THAT'S GOOD. YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE. DID YOU SEE BODYWORLDS WHEN IT CAME THROUGH?"
"Yes." "Yes."
"THEY HAD A BLACK EMPHAZI--SMOKER LUNG NEXT TO A HEALTHY LUNG. IT WAS DISGUSTING. MY BROTHER DOESN'T SMOKE. HE FOUND MUSIC. WHY COULDN'T I HAVE LEARNED TO PLAY A GOD-DAMNED GUITAR. WHERE'S MY CAT?! MILO!"

And she walked off...

girl rules

marry her

some great stories in here

http://board.lemmingtrail.com/t.php?id=6261

so i go to my philosophy seminar class yesterday from 3:35-4:50pm. it's pretty alright. afterwards, our professor and five students go to a bar. she buys us a few pitchers. then we go to this kid's barbecue who is in our class. then we go to this girl's barbecue from out class as well.

then we were all about to make our way downtown. this dude decides he is gonna drive, and our prof. rides with him because she was wearing heels. i'm about to invite myself to sit in the back, but i kinda figured out what his plans were, so i walked. we had an intense time downtown.. the prof. and the dude from class never showed up.

i told her that i'll blame her if i miss my class from another philosophy professor this morning. and i did miss it. so i will blame her. the good news is that at least one professor will be coming to my graduation party!

So I went to a club two nights ago. I was just sitting with my buddy at a lounge seat and I was decked out in my usual club attire, nice slacks, and a pimp daddy sports coat. My hair was slicked back and I was feeling pretty nice from the crown and coke and I had about 3 minutes earlier. All of a sudden I hear a lady calling me...

"You have a very unique style. You are one unique little person"

So I'm 5'9, I thought that was average? I do have a small frame but whatever. I could have had this lady had she not been with her man. So I have style...:)

heh nice

I was escorted out of Grizzly stadium at a Rolling Stones concert. I'm only going to tell the story if someone wants to read it. Let me know.

ill read that shit. throw it up you lazy ass!

Throw that stuff up, man!

lol, I've heard it three of four times and it never gets old. . . along with the canada bar story

i made poor choices last night. :(

haha.. i remember those poor choices. :D

anyway, some fucked up shit went down at the larz household last night.

caitlin and i went out with some of her friends, and i had quite a few drinks. then we came back home and proceeded to watch eternal sunshine on my new 22" lcd! so we get into bed and fall asleep probably less than 20 minutes into it.

i wake up and my lcd is turned off. and there's someone walking at the foot of my bed. the groggy and half drunk larz thinks it's caitlin. the person walks over to my closet, then back to the foot of the bed, and sticks their hands under the covers. they are rubbing caitlin's feet! then i realize that it isn't caitlin. and he walks out of the room and i hear the door shut. then finally i'm like "what the fuck?!" and i run to the window and look down and i don't see anyone leave. so i go check the doors and the person left one of them open. i lock them and go to sleep.

WTF?!?!

I want more of the story, like who the hell was it, and why were they in your room. . . did they take anything?


way to keep the story at a bare minimum.

well caitlin words with this kid "sparky." and she's kinda been leading him on. then one night recently, he called her up and she said she was at this guys house (a guy who she has a crush on) and sparky got all bent about it.

caitlin thought it looked like sparky, but i didn't really place the figure at all. i figured some friend of a neighbor was trying to find their house or something, mostly because they pulled out their cellphone before they left the room (i think).

funny thing is that caitlin talked to sparky yesterday and asked if it was him (he, of course, said no). then, still thinking it might have been him, she went over to his house and never came back last night. stupid girl. sparky has got to be all confused.

otherwise, i have no idea. and they didn't seem to take anything. they did turn off my lcd for some reason.

saturday night? whoa.

friday night? whoa

is that a challenge?

yeah dp, top that

no i'm not part of this challenge

I went to go see a movie at my theatre last night with one of my roommates. About half-way through we get up for a smoke break. As we leave the auditorium I see my co-worker (who was running the booth that night) leap over the couch right in front of me with a pair of scissors point up in his hand.

One of our managers called out, "BRANDON! NO RUNNING WITH SCISSORS!"
He just turned around and yelled back, "I'M NOT RUNNING! I'M LEAPING!" He then proceeded to skip around the lobby with the pair of scissors.